I was working a 1 on 1 last night and opened a really cute Brunette dressed up as some kind of angel towards the end of the night.

I’m in set for less than five minutes and some guy comes over and tries to jump right in–

Guy: I couldn’t help but overhear -pause- That you’re -points to girl- adorable and you’re -points to me- really friendly. (I had gone direct on the girl a few minutes before so he had been listening for a while.)
Girl: … I guess?
Guy: I knew it! You know it’s rare when you find someone who is both as good looking -does a subtle self point- and approachable as you. But when you find someone like that you have to at least come over and meet them.
Girl: I’m approachable? Really?

At first I saw this guy as a joke but he just found something that hooked her. For whatever reason telling this girl she’s approachable got her attention.

Guy: Of course! More NLP shit and tries to cold read her.

-I roll my eyes in the girls direction-

Guy: And I saw you’re eye roll and this will be real quick but you seem like you–
Doc: -I cut him off- And you seem like the type of guy who’s using subliminal communication and Neuro-Linguistic Programming to try and get in the middle of what’s going on here.

His face drops and he starts to compliment me while saying he didn’t mean anything by it and has “no idea what Neuro-Linguistic whatever is.” and he walks away.

For the next ten minutes all I can think about is that did some guy really just try to steal my set with Speed Seduction and NLP?