As all of my readers should probably know, my girlfriend and I like to have threesomes together. Some really interesting shit has gone down this weekend.

A month or two ago, she and I had a threesome with one of her best friends. My girlfriend is pretty particular about the girls she’s comfortable doing it with, and insists on being “the decider” when it comes to actually initiating the indulgence and her best friend was our prime candidate for a long time.

Well, when we had one with her and my old FB got wind of it — the one who I had my first threesome with — she suddenly wanted to have another one. She didn’t say it overtly, but she suddenly started calling to hang out more, became extremely friendly with my girlfriend (they even hung out one night while I was out coaching). Well, last night, pieces fell into place and we ended up having another threesome together.

This one was nothing like the first one. It was goddamn EPIC. It lasted for more than three hours. We all had multiple orgasms (my girlfriend numbering in the dozens) and shit just kept going and going. When one of us would slow down, someone else was getting really turned on and would start everything all over again. We took fucking water breaks and everything. All in all, it was comfortable and playful.

(Sidenote: Getting a blowjob from two girls at once remains possibly the closest thing to a religious experience I’ve ever had. It never gets old.)

So as the three of us had a slut-a-thon until six in the morning, my girlfriend and I went back to her place this morning. I slept until two in the afternoon, but when I awoke my girlfriend had told her best friend who immediately showed insane jealousy. I mean, you could see it on her face, not only that we fucked another girl together, but that it was mindblowing three hours of sex and debauchery. She visibly changed her disposition towards me — flirting with me as if a light switch had just been turned on.

The thing is, my old FB already wants to do more threesomes with us. But if we have crazy, epic sexcapades with “the best friend” then it’s going to drive her even crazier to want to have another one. In short, we’re in essence playing two of our playmates against each other to get them both more eager for threesomes.

This just reinforces my beliefs that when it comes to courting threesomes, you and your primary girl basically act as a single entity. This is a classic jealousy plotline between two girls utilized to reap the benefits from both. Except, instead of the typical scenario of cool alpha male, we’re a couple who double team these bitches until dawn.

And I’m just going to throw the possibility of a foursome out there. As a couple, my girlfriend and I could realistically turn both of these girls into our FB’s for whenever we want threesomes. And just as I initially created threesomes by merging FB’s, it’s theoretically possible to create a foursome the same way.

And in all of this, I have a beloved partner-in-crime to help seduce and suck these sexy girls any way we so choose. Whoever said relationships weren’t awesome?