I’ve been busy converting the new Mac. It’s a necessary evil. Everything I’m going to need to do in the next six months work-wise, it just does it better. That and my old laptop was ancient and starting to sputter.

I had had an idea for an April Fool’s joke. I was going to create and launch a fake ebook product called “Rimjob Mastery” in which the marketing would claim that the ONLY way to make any beautiful woman fall in love with you instantly was to eat her asshole out like a bowl of Chex Mix.

But then I realized I barely have enough time to release my REAL products as it is, so spending all that time on a fake one would be a bit counterproductive.

Oh well, maybe next year.