Humor - Written by Entropy on Thursday, July 17, 2008 13:52 - 0 Comments

The Cock Smash of Fate

By Doc Holliday

Funny story from our last bootcamp.

We had an awesome student on our last program, he’s really sexually aggressive in set and as soon as he learns to calibrate it he’s going to be a fucking monster.

And how fitting that my most sexually aggressive student would have a tactic to get over LMR.

I was teaching my LMR seminar and talking about “cave manning” girls, whipping out your dick, etc. When my student raises his hand.

Doc: Yeah?
Student: What’s the big deal about cave manning? That’s like what I always do.
Doc: … confused look?
Student: Yeah I take it out and slam them in the face with it a few times…
Whole Room: -Speechless-
Student: Yeah like -grabs baseball bat sized, make believe cock with two and hands and performs multiple slamming motions onto what would be a helpless girl’s face- Just hit ‘em a bit with it. You know like slap ‘em around with it.

He goes onto explain how this usually works and makes them fuck you.

I’m naming this the “Cock Smash of Fate” or CSF for short.

From this day forth the Cock Smash of Fate is going to be the only way I fight LMR. No freeze outs, no extra boost of comfort, no Kung Fu Penis, No going to sleep to have sex in the morning, just pure face smashing.

Respect the Cock!

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