As a result she and I have started tandem sarging regularly for the first time. We had done it before, but we never really took it seriously or pushed very far. But recently, she’s gotten hooked on it. She’s started experiencing that same emotional rollercoaster between approaches, rejections, phone numbers and flakes… and she’s hooked. She gets it. She gets why we spend so much time on this, and she finally gets why getting laid for us is such a big deal.

Pretty cool.

Anyway, we’ve been tandem sarging a bit and she and I feel like we’ve finally hammered down our “process.” It took a while, some successes and a lot of failures, but we think we “got” it… or at least what works for us. I’m sure a lot of other couples can and would do it differently.

Her Role: The Gatekeeper
We’ve slowly found out that she needs to be doing almost all of the heavy lifting and/or “outer game” I guess you would say. Women, when hitting on women, have an advantage in almost every department. It’s actually quite sickening.

- They almost never get blown out by anyone, males or female.
- They’re able to screen for bisexuality almost immediately by flirting with the target a little bit.
- They have insta-comfort and trust.
- Other girls don’t flake on them, almost ever.

But there’s an even bigger and more important reason that the woman needs to be leading the charge in most of these sarges.

The second girl — assuming she’s at least bi-curious — is typically going to have only two major concerns with the whole threesome thing: making sure she’s attracted to both partners, and making sure she doesn’t fuck up the relationship that they already have.

Women are very sensitive about this, but it’s HUGELY important that they know that EVERYTHING is cool with the girlfriend of the relationship. We noticed this when often I would sarge girls and would then tell them about my girlfriend and I and see if they were interested. They just never seemed to believe me. They thought I was some scumbag with a greasy story, and for some reason, whatever reason, I was lying to them about something and they couldn’t put their finger on it.

These girls always flaked.

This is why having your girl take the lead is so huge, she kills two birds with one stone: she immediately weeds out any women who aren’t at least bi-curious, and she immediately establishes credibility that this is real, that we really want to do it, and I’m not just some creepy guy coming up with an elaborate plan to get into her pants.

Your Role: Director and Puppetmaster
Your role is to take care of logistics and keep your attraction levels up. The nice thing about tandem sarging, is that your girlfriend’s social proof and comfort levels are going to automatically be so high, that you have to do very little as far as “classical” game is concerned. Comfort-wise, you really just have to show that you’re not a creepy dude, and attraction-wise, you really just kind of “stay cool” and not say anything retarded.

Our big role is logistics and escalating… although both of these things are done through your girlfriend. What I’ve noticed is that if you leave two women to their own devices to hook up, they’ll just call each other back forever, brainstorm get-together ideas, ramble on about their hair or something and then nothing happens.

Things really started to change for us when my girlfriend and I figured that I basically just needed to act through her. She’d do the approach, she’d get the phone number, she’d call. But I’d be whispering in her ear what to do and what to say the whole time. We came up with a few little signals to each other and would brainstorm before phone calls together. I wrote all of the texts on her phone.

The other thing that I’ve noticed is that it’s important to get some face time with your target one on one. If this doesn’t happen, then the threesome can quickly become about the two girls and you just kind of sit there with your dick in your hand.

My girlfriend and I have made it a habit to logistically set things up so that we each get at least 10-15 minutes alone with our target. This way, I can establish some attraction (through light joking and banter), and show I’m a cool dude without her around. I think this goes along way to making the experience feel more engaging for everyone involved.

Example from the other night:

So I’m just going to blow through a successful tandem sarge really quick to illustrate some of these points and some patterns that we’re picking up on.

About two months ago, my girlfriend went out to get us breakfast and coffee. Amazingly enough, my girlfriend has picked up more girls buying coffee than any other place. She gravitates towards day game and is totally a natural with approaching and flirting and whatnot.

(She actually uses Practical Pickup’s old direct day game stack. I don’t think she realizes it, but she does it without much guidance from me. Pretty funny.)

So she’s getting breakfast and I think she ends up insta-dating this girl she met in line. It’s so easy for girls to do shit like this with each other, it’s not funny.

My girlfriend’s not very subtle and doesn’t hold back. By the end of breakfast, she told the target that she thinks she’s sexy and me and her like to double team sexy girls. The girl seemed interested. They trade numbers. She comes home and wakes me up all excited that she picked up a sexy girl who wants to sleep with us. Needless to say, this may be the only way to wake me up before noon without getting swiftly kicked in the face.

We call her, she doesn’t pick up. We play some text tag (I write the texts.) Turns out she’s going home for a couple months (she’s still in college.) I tell my girlfriend that we’ll try her again halfway through the summer, but I pretty much wrote it off as a flake.

Well, once again, I underestimated the power of chick-comfort. This last weekend, we were tandem sarging some night game, and between venues, I told my girlfriend to call this girl again. Just see what happens. She did, no answer, leaves a voicemail. Next day we wake up and target texted her back saying she’d call soon. Score, we’re back in the game.

They play phone tag again. Finally my girlfriend gets her on the phone Monday. This is the first time they’ve actually spoken since they met.

My girlfriend talks to her and the target seems a bit hesitant and wants to meet up in person first and talk about things. GF is very accommodating saying that both her and I will be around all night and that she and her could go get a drink if she wanted.

The target says she’s doing a project for summer school that night, but will call us if she’s done. But if not, then later in the week.

Again, I write her off as a flake. But a few hours later she calls and says she’s coming over.

Big Signal #1. There’s a big signal here that’s easy to miss. In fact, my guess is 95% of guys would miss it, but it’s HUGE.

My girlfriend initially offered to go grab a drink with her, solo. But the target changed her mind and insisted on coming over to our apartment to have a drink there.

What does that mean? That means that my GF is already clear in her book — i.e., the target is already set on hooking up with my GF, now she needs to check me out.

She comes over. I play it cool… like ultra-cool… like this is just another Monday and I really could care less where my dick ends up. One thing I’ve noticed with threesomes, is if you even let on an INKLING that you’re excited about the thing happening, or that it’s a huge deal to you, you’re done. More on this in a bit.

So she comes over, we small talk. We offer her a drink. She has one. We really didn’t expect her to want to do it that night. She even mentioned having a class the next morning.

After about an hour (and 20 minutes of me getting face time with her), I’m pretty confident about her being into me and am pretty sure we can set up a day 3 with her and get it done then. As I’m sorting these logistics out in my head, I get up to go get another beer.

Big Signal #2. When I get to the kitchen I realize the entire bottle of Lemoncello that we offered her is gone. That means she’s on like her 4th or 5th drink already. She wouldn’t be drinking this much unless she… oh shit.

Next time target gets up to go to the bathroom I tell my GF what’s up. My GF really wasn’t counting on it happening tonight, and is really tired. I tell her that I don’t want to let target down, because the worst thing we could do is let her think we’re rejecting her as a couple. It probably took a lot for her to not only come over but to decide to herself that she’ll do it, and for us to take that for granted could fuck things up. This may be a “now or never” type deal.

So we decide to bounce everyone to the bar across the street so my girlfriend can get some Red Bull and we can all get a buzz going.

Big Signal #3. In threesome situations, the target will rarely show you overt IOI’s, so it can be hard to tell if she’s into you or to establish a sexual frame. She’s not going to flip her hair at you, or kino you, or whatever. Again, because your girlfriend is right there, and your girlfriend is the gatekeeper. But it’s still important that you and the target show interest in each other in other ways.

Target and I went to the bar together and ordered drinks. I made sure to pay for her. She offered to pay me back and I said “no, I’m buying you a drink” and looked at her intently, as if we were on a date together. She looked back at me, said, “OK,” meekly and smiled. She got it. Although so minor, this establishes a “we’re not buddies” frame, but a “we’re sexually interested” frame with one another.

Big Signal #4. Towards the end of hanging out at the bar, the dynamic in the group shifted. Rather than being my GF and I on a team flirting with the target, it became my GF and the target on a team, teasing and shit-testing me.

This used to really confuse me, but now after half a dozen threesomes, I’ve noticed this happens EVERY time: right before the threesome is actually going to happen, the girls gang up on me, bashing me and teasing me with each other.

This is why guys with weak inner game will never pass these situations. Some guys can’t handle ONE hot girl shit-testing them, well imagine two doing it at the same time and laughing with each other about it. You become the brunt of every joke.

But I realized after a while why it happens this way. It’s because the threesome experience CAN’T be about you. It has to be about them. The girls need to feel comfortable with one another, and for that to happen, the guy has to seem so indifferent and complacent that he could never possibly stir up any emotional drama. So this is accomplished by them taking you on together.

The answer? You just take it. Don’t take it like a chump… I’ll respond with a cocky comment maybe 1/4 of the time, but you have to take it. Don’t react to it. Don’t get pissy. And DEFINITELY don’t start feeling sorry for yourself and complain that they’re hurting your feelings. Just take it. It’s part of the process. If you try to assert yourself too much then you’re going to kill the bonding and last bit of comfort they’re building with one another. Remember, you’re just along for the ride, it’s their show.

So anyway, we get home. It’s really obvious what’s happening now. We go into the bedroom. My girlfriend goes into the bathroom. This is how we start every threesome. One of us goes into the bathroom and the other will start making out with the target while they’re in there. We try to make it so that whoever the target has more sexual chemistry with starts it off. As the night progressed, I was more into this girl than my girlfriend was. And she seemed more into me as well, so I started things off.

So anyway, I’m sitting with her on the bed, fiddling with the music. I ask her nonchalantly, “are you nervous or anything?” and look back at her. She says, “No I feel pretty comfortable with you guys.” I say, “Good” and start kissing her. My girlfriend comes in and that was that.

This one’s pretty absurd. I remember reading it like 2-3 times when he wrote it. He lays 3 girls in 2 nights off cold approach. All three girls are friends. First night is a 3some. Ridiculous shit.

Enjoy.

Hey guys, yeah I know I said i wont post anymore, but some of the emails i get from you guys are touching…still after 7-8 months i keep receiving emails, so you know, it makes me wanna contribute something back…thanks for the emails…
Anyway..

This is another long/detailed one… so if you dont have 30-45 mins, then come back when you have time…

this happened this past long weekend, I know Monday was a holiday but don’t know what holiday it was.

SATURDAY
i get up have breakfast, and plan to go to the gym, and my bro calls me and says he wants to go to the mall and he’s on his way to p’ick me up ( i gave this intro to tell you what i was wearing, i was basically wearing gym clothes, a black Sean John sweatpants, sneakers, a baggy Ecko t-shirt( i don’t wear tight shirts to the gym), and a hat… i say this because i heard some people say “i wasn’t dressed that’s why i didn’t sarge her ” etc.”)
So we get there, as we’re walking towards the entrance, i hear 2 girls behind us ( she was wearing those stupid flip flops that slap the floor with every step), i had a quick glance at them:

HB1:Black sweatpants, white sort of stretch top, giant glasses, the ones that make you look like a bug or something, at first i couldn’t see her ass, but the shape of her hips, small waist, alright tits sticking out of the top…an estimate of 8
HB2: Sweatpants, and a shirt with the name of a college on it( a college in that area), her shirt wasn’t that tight, so i couldn’t make an outline of her body, but nice hips as well, her face was good too, border line 7.5-8

i was like 20 ft away, so i told my bro to slow down ( i was about 10-15 ft away from the entrance door, i was planning to reach the door a lil earlier than them and hold it open and open the set when they walked by me and thanked me for holding the door open)so we reach the door, i dont walk through the door and hold it open, instead i open the door and my brother walks in , by now the other girls were like 3-4 ft away, so i just held it open for them… HB2 walks in first and says thanks and HB1 walks behind her and looks at me and says thank, when HB1 looked towards me and said thanks, i let out something between a cough and a laugh and had a grin on my face, by now she had turned her head away but when she heard the cough/laugh she looked back and saw me looking at her with the grin.
HB1: what is it?
Me: ( with the grin) nah its nothing
HB1: why are you laughing at me ( she wasn’t smiling or anything, but didn’t sounds that hostile either)
Me: first of all Im not laughing, second of all Im not laughing AT YOU
HB1: then what are you laughing at?
Me: i had a proposition for you which was kinda funny but it seems you woke up the wrong side of the bed today
HB1: no i didnt , how would you like people laughing at you
Me: Did you go clubbing last night? ( by now we were walking at a very slow pace)
HB1: no just a bar
Me: then that’s it
HB1: that’s what
Me: the music was probably too loud you still cant hear that good because i already said i wasn’t laughing at you, then you tell me how i would like it if you were laughing at me
HB1: so what did you wanna ask me?
Me: here we go again, you wanna go to Best Buy or something so i can speak on the microphone or something? i said i wanted to PROPOSE something not ask something
HB1:look who’s talking, it seems your the one that woke up the wrong side of the bed ( by now she had tilted her glasses up on the top of her head( know what i mean?)
Melooked towards HB2) you guys wanna go out and walk in again this time i slam the door on her face ( with my head pointing towards HB1)
HB2: ( she smiled, first postivie sign/point in this set)
HB1:i already said thank you
Me: So hey, how about the proposition ( by now I had come up with a basic frame for the proposition…
HB1k…
Me: you have to do something, and i’ll either pay you 10 bucks or go get ice cream in the food court
HB1: ( she had a curious look along with a smile on her face, i think she knew i was fucking around with her) 10 bucks?
Me: Yeah
HB1: is it something bad?
Me: no, nothing Bangbus style
( Both laughed , my brother too)
HB1: ( to HB2) i told you all guys watch porn ( umm..i guess they had a personal discussion or something…anyway)
Me: i dont watch porn
HB1: then how do you know Bangbus
Me: ahh nothing ( didn’t wanna get into it)
HB1: ok so what was your PROPOSITION ( she said PROPOSITION with emphasis on it)
Me: ok, im gonna have you do something, but i have to film you ( i took out my phone)
HB1: do what?
Me: Put your glasses back on, and say ” I’ll Be Back” ( i said it with Arnold’s Voice/Accent)
(Both of them laughed hysterically)
HB1: You don’t like my glasses?
Me: they’re alright
HB2: She paid so much for them, she hates you now
Me: no im sure there are some guys that think your sunglasses are ..umm.. for lack of better word COOL
HB1: (HB2 and my bro laughin)you really dont like it?
Me: No they’re Ok, its just… ( didnt say anything )
HB1: they’re what
Me: ahh nothing they are very nice, so you gonna do it or not?
HB1: Noooo
Me to my bro) i told you they looked boring
HB2: we’re not boring
Me: (to HB2)no you seem cool, would you do it for 10 bucks?
HB2: (laughed) its her glasses not mine…
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Anyway, i convinced HB1 to do it, ( i havent been on mASF for so long, i know Tokyo was talking about being able to update pics/videos…. i’ll try to upload the clip of her saying her, she sounded so cute with the Arnold Accent)

Me: Nice, i’ll email this to Bangbus
(both laughed)( just a side note, notice my brother is mostly quiet during my sarges, he know not to interrupt, not because im an asshole or anything, but he knows i spread enough attention around in a group, this is VERYYYYYY important guys,
no matter if your sarging chicks, or with a a group of friends, spread attention to everyone)
Me: so what are you guys doing at the mall
HB2: shopping
Me: NOOO, get out of here ( with sarcasm)
HB2: (laughed) no there is some good sales for the holiday so we came to check it out
HB1: what are you doing at the mall? finding random girls to film
Me: not Random girls, very specific ones ( i kinda feel this was a mini shit test by her???)
HB1 smiled)
Me: ( i saw her smile) hey dont flatter yourself, specific doesn’t necessarily mean in a good way
HB1 her mouth and eyes literally open and looked towards HB2) can you believe this guy, ( then she looked towards my bro) your friend is such an asshole
Me:whoaaa, it usually takes 2-3 hours for girls to realize it and call me an asshole, you called me an asshole in the first 10 minutes ( then i looked away and said HUH in a questionable way)
HB1: what?
Me: nothing, im just wondering what you’ll be calling me in a couple of hours
(all 3 laughed)
HB2: trust me she calls it as she sees it
Me: (i reached my hands for a handshake towards HB2 and said) well my names is ( and shook her hand), but since your friend calls it as she sees it, she can call me hot sexy jacked up asshole
(all three laughed)
( they introduced themselves.. BTW, HB1 was a 8.35 ( I can se her being a borderline 8.9 9.0 with makeup)now from upfront, she had the most amazing blue eyes, and a tounge peircing… u know its kind of funny, they were in style for a while, but i dont think i’ve been with a chick with tounge piercing for a long time, its like it went out of style. HB2, was an
Me: So you guys wanna go get ice cream ( Oh.. FYI, if you guys remember another PU i had ( pretty sure another threesome, i know i did a LR on it), anyway, it was at the same mall as this, i thinkkk in that one too we went to the food court…and i think for ice cream again )

You guys think im a sneaky bastard huh, watch what i do next…

Not try to sound like kanye west and flattering myself , just trying to give you guys an idea of my personality… im th type of guy that always tries to give the best to my friends and family, specially when it comes to to chicks. specially my brothers…i honestly feel guilty if i go after the hottest chick in the pack, specially if a group of us friends are out…
So i reach in my phone, and take out my phone again and pretend that someone had called me and i was talking on the phone… I speak different languages, so started to talk in a different language on the phone, but i was actually communicating with my brother.. i told him that for me it doesnt matter, whichever one he wants he can pick, and i told him to face towards and look at the one he picked so i know which one he picked…ya know what i mean? like i’d say ” hey you noone called the phone this is BS hold on… (pause for 10 seconds like im listening to the person on the other side).) etc… i actually liked that anyway, my brother picked HB2, i dont know, maybe he deliberately left the hotter one for me… anyway
HB1: what language was that?
Me:
HB1: thats hot
Me: thanks Paris
HB1: (laughed and kinda smaked my arms) Damn
for those who don’t know me, im a bodybuilder, but not the roidhead freaky type, but im a big jacked guy, and Ray you knew i was growing like weed when i focused more on my diet, my arms are now 21inches w/out pump, i got pics to prove it too)
HB1: Damn
Me: What? ( i know exactly why she said that)
HB1: your arms are hard as rock, let me touch it
Me: they are?( and i felt them) damn i didnt know
(both laughed)
HB1ull up your sleeves let me see them
Me: hey, you dont see me walking around asking you to pull down your pants and show your ass or show your titties
( K Pause…(Again, im not saying this to flatter myself or anything)) in my opinion, its things like these that separate me and the others( me getting any girl(almost 95%, that’s including chicks that already have BFs) that i pick and those who crash and burn every time)…

almost 99% of the guys will feel honored to have a chick rub their arms and look at their arms and touch them in public, and everyone else will think your the fucking man, but later on in the day that same guy ends up jerking off to the idea of WHAT IF I COULDVE FUCK THAT CHICK…. Chicks have life easy for them , specially hot ones, they can get almost anything they want, specially from guys… Face it, put yourself in this scenario, your in a crowded mall, two hot girls are standing in front of you and one of them wants to rub your arms… would you let her?
By me not letting her touch me, it shows that im confident, experienced, not a sucker for her looks, experienced etc…. not to mention, its a fucking takeaway, and also i could use this as a prize for her, for example say ” hey take me out to a movie i’ll let you feel my arms during THE COMING ATTRACTIONS… and lol yeah i have done that before and she did take me to movies( but i paid, i dont let chicks pay, but i make them think till the last second that they are paying… they even take out the money , but i already have my credit card in my hand…))
HB1ull up your sleeves let me see them
Me: hey, you dont see me walking around asking you to pull down your pants and show your ass or show your titties
HB1: whatever, i’ll live ( pissed off)
Me: (hugged her) awww shes pissed off, i didnt know your that sensitive(oh, some might call this KINO, i call it DOMINATION, it might be a simple hug, but after alot of interrogations ( guys that know me know i interrogate chicks after we have sex, not a QA session or anything, just talking in bed i turn the subject around about when we met etc.) chicks love hugging, shows the guys is dependable, strong, she can lean on him etc)( but then again, dont go for the hug quickly, unless you can show a strong ass frame right off the bat… if you dont show a strong frame and go in for the hug quickly, she’ll probably scream and yell RAPE…another important thing is being humourous… if you are constantly making her laugh, you can brush of f the hug as you just being friendly and part of your fun personality…

HB1with a smile) get your hands off i don’t want to feel them anymore
Me: I’ll make it up lets go get the ice cream you won for filming that clip ( and i reached and held her hand and walked towards the escalator)( again, you might just read through this quickly, but its these small things that will seduce the girl, now im holding her hand and guiding her, and she didnt even try to let her hand go or anything, she followed)

so we go to the food court, they get ice cream , so does my bro, i get a large ice coffee ( need the caffeine for the gym).
So we just start talking, general questions, ask about their college , they went to a local college, one of them on the sports team, both were single, HB1 broke up with her BF about 2 months ago, the other one about 5 months ago…they had made out on several occasions, HB1 had 2 tattoos, along with a BB piercing, HB2 had a tramp stamp. they were going out to Boston for the night, it was her friends birthday, and they had like 15-20 people going out, they asked me to come, i asked them where they were going, she said her friend reserved a table at ( a club in boston), she asked that we should go with them, i told them we’ll meet them there…
She asked me about gym (oh i let her touch my arms , when she got the ice cream, i asked her if i can have a bite of her ice cream she can touch my arms( which BTW, sharing ice cream is intimate) Ray?)
anyway, she asked about the gym, where i worked out, if i was a trainer etc… i played it down and said nah im actually in gym clothes and was planning to go sign up for a gym… so i did my infamous type of closing

Me: Hey listen, we’re gonna go look around the mall for a bit and then i gotta go sign up at a gym
HB1: Oh stop it please
ME: Anyway, i’ll give you my number call me like in 4-5 hours or text me to make sure i didnt get hernia at the gym or anything, being my first day and all

anyway, we exchanged numbers, talked for a lil more and told them that i really had to go, cuz i had slept around 6 am the night before( actually the same morning as the day…late party after the club), and i had to go to the gym, then take a nap for the night)

about 15 mins later i get a text saying
Her:” It was nice meeting you and your brother & ” the stars were there names, for example molly & holly.
Me: why doesnt text my brother and tell him herself?! ( looking up for my bro, and initiating their “after the first meeting” communication
Her: you want everything your way dont you?
Me: they call me burger king
Her: lmao xoxox
Me: HEY! we’re still at the same mall if you really wanna give me a kiss i’ll come find you dont send me a text kiss
Her: lmao catch me if you can
Me: thats easy all i gotta do is take off my shirt stand in the middle of the mall you’ll come running to me
Her: mmmmm yummy( and that devil face on SMS)

( Ray, whats your take, during the face to face she wasnt this flirtatious, now she sends kiss, saying im yummy etc…)
Me: but honestly call me in 4-5 hours ok?
Her: maybe ( WTF??? after all the flirting now she says MAYBE? ray?) The time now was 12:54

anyway, i go to the gym, take care of some shit, go home shower and pass out on the couch watching college footbal…i woke up around 7, look at my phone and i had 3 text messages ( 9 in total, but 3 from these 2 new chicks)
Text#1 from HB1: heyy hope your gym went well call me when you get this ( 5:21 pm) ( and BTW these texts are exact quotes)
Text#2 from HB1: oh i c how it is  (5:29pm)
Text#3 from HB2: ( i didnt have her number,so i didnt know who it was at first but it said) is soo pissed off u seemed like a good guy

WTF!?!? i take a nap and now all of this crap?

I text HB1: jeez i was taking a power nap and now you hate me, im scared now to sleep a full 8 hours next to you (a lot is said in this, RAY you usually do a better job)
HB1: lol heyyyy whats up (power of humor… i swear guys, as i keep saying, if you can make a chick laugh, you can make her moan…)
Me: confused
HB1: what?
Me: what did you mean I C HOW IT IS?
HB1: i thought you were tired of me already
(she called, i ignored her call)
Me: bad reception @ home text me, i’ll pay you $2 for the texts you send dont worry
HB1:noooo its just easier to talk
Me: yeah hey your leaving at 10 right, its 7 now u chicks better start dressing up 20 diff things n finally pick something at 9:59
HB1:lol what time do you leave?
Me: honestly i dont know if i’ll be coming yet ( which was BS, i mean granted i had other plans for the night, but i was planning on seeing her, but i told her i might not show up to keep her in suspense
HB1: i hate you
Me: hence y im not coming ( i dont know why i said this one… i was playing around with her, but now i made it serious… mistake on my behalf i think…Ray or others, any good you see out of this specific line??)
HB1: im kiddin dont be silly (7:32 pm)

HB17:44 pm) u there?
Me: yeah y?
HB1: u didnt return my text i thought your mad at me. ( ray do u think she’s trying to be possessive and all paranoid and shit cuz of her break up? or was she like head over heels, couldn’t wait to receive my text messages?..or am i buying too much into her texts?)
Me: send me a pic ( i just wanted to change the subject, and have her say NO i wont send a pic and i look disgusting now blah blah blah…like they all fucking say, and then i can bust her balls on it, but…)
HB1: myspace add me
Me: first of all i dont have myspace second of all i dont want the pics the whole world can see, i want a pic of you right now
HB1: i look gross  ( i kid you not she said that, i swear chicks are like robots, T1 T2 T3…Tn… once you figure out their model then you got them figured out)
Me: ok :/
HB1: u mad?
Me: heartbroken, but its cool i’ll wear long sleeve shirt tonight so you cant see my arms(7:56)

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( she sent 3 pics, damn… she looked amazing, i actually felt a rush of energy through my balls when i saw one of them, her taking a picture in the bathroom with blue jeans, and black bra, thats it, and her BB piercing)
Me: ewwww you look gross
HB1:really?
Me: no and if you pretend one more time that you dont know ur hot, i will personally come to the club tonight and spank u , and for your punishment i’ll leave (i think she got the punchline, and i hope you guys did too, like most of my lines, not only i try to be funny, but i also try to show my confidence and dominance as well as the prize factor…in this case i tell her that if she does something, i’ll come spank her( one would think the spank is the punishment), but i follow up with ” and for your punishment…”…so its a mixture of humor, confidence, and a touch of sexual flirt…Ray, u can probably explain this better)
HB1: lmao
Me: hey you be good, i gotta go take shower n stuff text me when ur @ da club
HB1: k xoxox
Me: save the kisses for tonight in person
HB1: okie

For those who know me, u guys remember Milfy???im still seeing her on a regular basis, her husband was in eurpoe(actually was flying back that night or something) , i had promised her i’ll get us food and bring it to her place, so i had to go shower and get ready and meet Milfy…
Speaking of Milfy, its fucked up, im in love with a married woman…and we are kinda going through a rough time now, i mean no sex for 3-4 weeks i think, but we still talk and shit, i dont even know why there is a tension between us again…So tonight im going to meet her just out of friendship, cuz her and the husband are actually my friends now, so im just keeping her company for a while for the night…)

ohhh..my brother ended up going out with another chick, cuz she was a guaranteed pussy, these 2 not cuz they were gonna be with like a group of 15-20 people, its a lil hard to separate chicks from a group that large cuz
(1) there is always some loser guys in that group who have the hardest crush on that girls, and they cant fuck her, but shes super nice to him so the guy thinks he has a chance, and tries to act like the jealous BF, but in reality he’s a noone, its none of his business who she wants to sleep with.
(2) There is always the group bitch, usually a short fat chick who cant find any guy in a club full of people to talk to her, so she gets jealous and tries to be the mother of the group
(3) there is the obligation that they all came together they all leave together
(4) some need a ride, so they have to go together… and i can go on and on ..

some notes on items 1 and 2… Dont take it personal, when shit like that happens dont, DO NOT , i repeat DO FUCKING NOT try to confront either one of them… its not about being a bad ass and fucking them up , its not about standing to the guy and saying HEY FAGGOT ITS NONE YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS… remember, they are her FRIENDS, CLASSMATES, DORMMATES… if you get into a fight with one of them YOU ARE THE OUTSIDER!!! they are ALL TOGETHER, you are an EXTRA…you guys feel me? if u fight them they’ll just stick together and she’s obligated to not fuck you or leave with you that night…
what you do have to do is AMOG the guy….like one time there was a group of 11, 6 guys 5 girls, and they were hot..all of them had expensive shit on…i sarge one of the girls and she takes me into her group, and the Asshole/Loser of the group starts to act like a tough guy, she even took me to another bar, got me a drink and told her that he liked her, but at the time she was seeing someone and now he thinks they are gonna go out(since she was single now) but she didnt like him sexually…anyway, we went back to the group after drink and a lil dance… the guy starts to act like a tough guys, and with one sentence i shut him up for the rest of the night, i had my hands in the back pocket of her, and he was talking shit,he was constantly trying to talk to me, ask me question and try to act like a jerk when I answered, so im like ” Hey bro if you have a crush or something on me come here give me a hug, fuck it i’ll give you a rub let u kiss me on the cheek or whatever bro, i hate to see you be all jealous of her like this”.. all his friends laughed and shit , and that was it…
but the point is , dont get physical, its not even about if u can fuck them up or not, its just that you’ll loose the chicks…. And if the Asshole/bitch of the group really wants to start something, you simply whisper in the girls ear and say something like ” hey sweety i dont think your friends approve me, you have my number call me when your alone” give her a peck and say goodnite to thee group and leave… TRUST ME, the girls would not think you were a bitch and pussied out, they would say damn he was so gentleman about it…)) ( im loosing track of these parentheses, its like doing math and you know the order of the parentheses? you work from inside out and shit, i have like multilayered parentheses going on i don’t know if i closed all of them or not lol so I’ll just put a couple ))))

i go to a different club cuz i had gotten a text meessage from a friend and she said they had a table at another club in boston and if i wanted to join them…i knew some of the club staff so i was like fuck it i’ll spend some time with friends before i go meet HB1 and HB2. around 11:15 i get a text from
HB1: are you here yet?we just got here
Me: i’ll be there in an hour or so
HB1: k have fun ( ray u think she was being sarcastic?? she didnt know what i was doing, is it all part of her paranoia she thinks im with another girl…hmmm..not paranoia i guess cuz i was with another girl, but u know what i mean…?)
Me: u 2 cya

so i have a couple of drinks (3 drinks and a shot) and head to the other club ( actually i ended up going there with another kid.. he was my friend and he kinda forced himself to tag along)
so we get to the club, go in, and as usual, walk the premise of the club, see who’s there who’s not, see if i recognize any friends, see how the crowd is, see if i pick up any ECs etc….

ok, i was pretty sure i spotted her ( but regardless if i was sure or not), instead of just going up to her, i put her through a mini test. i sent her a txt msg saying “hey im at da club”, and she responded ” where??”, but the test part of it was that i went to the bar( this bar was 2 steps higher than the dance floor, and im tall so she could spot me if she really looked)…i wanted to see if she would come and find me, or if she would’ve been like WHATEVER, LET HIM COME FIND ME…3-4 mins go by, i get another text from her ” where are you ?”. ok another 2-3 mins go by, i didnt see her, and apparently she couldn’t find me, ( you see, not everything I plan goes accordingly) so i went by the front door and wanted to text her that im at the front door, but i saw her there doing something with her phone ( maybe texting me??? anyway, great minds think alike lol she came to the front door too) ( by the way, she WAS the initial girl that i spotted but wasn’t sure if it was her or not)

(So im walking towards her, on the way debating how to greet her, tap her on the ass, just say HEY, tap her on the shoulder…i reach her and she sees me, so i just hug her and give her a kiss on the cheek)

Her:i was just texting you
Me: yeah i texted you back
Her: i sent 2 text messages you never responded
Me: hmmm
Her:lets go we have a table

so we go to table they reserved, she introduced me to some of her friends, it was mostly guys and one verry hot girl( it turned out the chicks were dancing at that time, so their group actually had more girls than guys(7-5)…but this verry hot girl wasnt dancing or anything, and from what i witnessed later, she was the hot bitch type of girl, daddy’s lil girl sort of bitch who always got what she wanted in life and she walked around with a stick up her ass thinking she was better than everyone else…more on that coming lol)

the group were all college student kids, all from the same college , and from bits and pieces of bullshit fluff talk, most of them seemed to be in the same major too…
so i was standing with (hmm, i dont think i have labeled her yet other than HB1, i’ll call her HBThong ( i wont get into why…)), so im standing there with HBThong
Me: so which one is your boyfriend?
Her: none of them
Me: im leaving in half hour so lets find you a nice guy quickly
Her: ( clearly dissappointed) your leaving so early?
Me: ( i wasnt, wanted to see her reaction, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, i wanted to give her a time restraint, so she wont try any shittest or try running games, i gave her a 30 min deadline that i was leaving, so now she would try to be in her best behaviour if she was really interested in me)
One important note, all of these time restraint and the reasons that I give you, I FOLLOW THOSE RULES.. I say I give her a time restraint so she wont run any shit tests ..therefore if she does run any shittests, or try to act bitching and hard to get in that 30 mins, im out the fucking door…. You wont believe how many emails I get saying well I tried this and that ( some sort of time restraint I had done in a report), and they complain that it didn’t work, it turns out for example some PU s give a 30 min time restraint to a chick like me, and the reason they do that is to avoid the chick running shit test or being bitchy ( again like me) , but then they say that the chick treated them like shit, and they stick around after the 30 min… it would mke you more like a loser, and then the chick knows she has you by the balls…

Me:yeah this whole club scene gets boring after a while, i came here just to see you
Her: well if im boring you i wont keep you then ( and went and sat down…Again ray, what do u think is up?if she just jumpy because of a previous break up? or is she just saying ” hey asshole your standing next to a hot chick, if your bored your loss get the fuck out of here?”)
Mewent sat down next to her with a smile) but you know what never gets old and keep me coming to the clubs?
Her: no?
Me: the drama you chicks create over nothing
Herlaughed)(the power of laughter, she was pissed a sec ago, now shes smiling again)

at this point, HBStickUpHerAss( the chick i was talking about) came and interrupted us and said something to her(i didnt hear what she said but it was something stupid i think, cuz HBThong pointed towards the dance floor and they were like looking for someone, so i think HBStickUpHerAss came asked where one of their friend…which is a stupid question ..your in a fucking club, go look yourself)
so i just looked at her with this puzzled look..
HBStickUpHerAss: what is it?
Me: im thinking
HBStickUpHerAss:about?
Me: whether or not i should wait for you to apologize for interupting us first and THEN i introduce myself, or shouldd i introduce myself first and think of you as being rude the rest of the night
HBStickUpHerAss she did this thing with her head and eyes like ” whatever asshole”)
Me: or C.. none of the above
HBThong: (laughed)she’s always like this ( at this point HBStickUpHerAss was walking away)

alot of people ask me how come i never get rejected when i tell a chick to go home with me etc, its mostly because of small innocent comments or questions that i make or ask them, and then i observer their reaction…
usually the questions or comments are so innocent that she forgets to be all defensive and shit, and she answers or reacts from the bottom of her heart… an example that i can think of, and i really hadn’t noticed it until ray mentioned it in his awesome analysis,it was in LR:HBGoddess, and at some point i tell her ” i would kiss you on the lips for that”…go read that part and ray’s analysis of it…it was an innocent comment, but her reaction gave so much info…

i do something similar here
Me: hey if you wanna just sit on the couch, we can do that at my place at least i can watch cops or southpark
herlaughed) i love southpark ( see if you can apply the above info here…
Me: yeah have you seen the new episode?
Her:no which one
Me: i dont know exactly i saw the commercial i TVoed it im gonna watch it later if you wanan bring your friends too thats cool ( trying not to put her of the defensive edge, again im just playing it cool, making her know that tonight is about southpark, not her, and to prove my point she can bring like 5 dudes with her…for the international readers, Southpark is a cartoon..)
Her: i dont know i’ll see what there plan is
Me: bullshit
Her: what?
Me: listen, out of all my friends and people i know, im here chilling with you and you only, the least you can do is be a little honest
Her: what are you talking about
Me: you dont wanna come over yourself, or else you wouldve said that your fine with coming over, but you have to ask your friends too
Her: no i want to come
Me: no your probably a family guy fan anyway, but promise me to be honest with me from now on?( and i gave her my pinkie for pinkie promise, she was laughing out loud at that)

again, here i make a point t o her that i wont take shit from her, at this point, HB2(the same chick from the mall which i’ll call her HBDT( again i wont get into it why)) came and she said hi and we all just talked…
the isolation was gone, the chicks had finished dancing, they were all near the table and all chilling, the guys were there too so i couldn’t isolate… so fuck it, i was planning my exit strategy/ and maybe find another chick for the night, so i siad im gonna go to the mens toom ( BS), as i was walking, i had to walk by HBStickUpHerAss so i told her” you must have ten thousand cyber friends on myspace, cuz your pictures only show the beautiful side of you” and was walking, she kinda went for the reach around my wrist to get me to turn around, i did, i looked at her but she didnt say anything…i relived that momement several time that night in my head..it was so fucking wierd, its like she wanted to turn me around and start screaming, but words werent coming out of her mouth..or maybe she had nothing to say, or maybe i wasnt worth her breath? who know? ray any ideas?
anyway, i saw some friends ( they werent that good of a friend, we just knew each other by face and shit, i was just talking to them to kill time, keep myself busy, and scope out the place without looking like i was scoping out the place)…

anyway, we were there another 45-50 mins, we did some more talk, some drinking and shit, but no isolation.. the guys were actually cool…after 45-50 mins they decided that partying was over, and were talking about heading back home…i needed more time, so i told them im starving, and some chicks and dudes said they were hungry too… i told them about a place thats open late, and that we should go there…
so we’re walking towards the their cars, i was parked a lil further, i asked whos gonna ride with me, HBThong and DT said them, but i purposely asked one of the opther guys ” hey bro come ride with me i dont trust these two” , he laughed, but the important thing again was showing my ignorance towards them…

dont get me wrong, its all about taking a step back in order to be able to leap forward… in a situation like this, the car ride would’ve been 5-10 mins and we couldn’t just take off cuz they HAD to meet her friends there…. but i what i get in return for turning down this 5-10 min isolation is TRUST and COOLNESS ( meaning I didn’t really care who was riding with me, and i certainly wasn’t trying to isolate them because i asked a dude to come too), and another important reason was that i had just befriended one of the dudes… remember, they have the benefit of friendship, the dudes in their group are friends with the chicks, so its very easy for the guys in thee group to cockblock me, because they go to the same school and shit etc… as a matter of fact HBTHONG called shotgun, but i said ” my car my rules, bros before hoes get your ass in the back( and winked at her so she knows im just kidding)”, but the fact of the matter is she did have to sit in the back..
i just figured thee phrase i was looking for…KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER…

so wet to the place, its packed. its like 2:30 in the morning but alot of people were there …so we go, order, and we actually go outside cuz some of them wanted to smoke..at this point HBStickUpHerAss starts to talk to me, which wasn’t much of talk, it was her basically trying to AMOG/CB me..

now she’s standing like 4-5 ft away from me, so its not a private convo everyone can hear
HBStickUpHerAss: did you go to college?
Me:ya
HBStickUpHerAss:where
Me:
HBStickUpHerAss:what major?
Me: i already have 3 job thanks for the job interview though ( some of her friends laughed)
HBStickUpHerAss: no i just want to know, what major?
Me:
HBStickUpHerAss:you? really?
Me: yeah
HBStickUpHerAss:what do you do for work
Me: your getting way ahead of yourself there missy, if you have a crush on me beat around the bush and forget about these small talks
HBStickUpHerAss:im just trying to make conversation
Me: you dont have to TRY to make conversation with me
HBStickUpHerAss: do you have a girlfriend? (Ray and others, what do you take of this? Was she saying that to CB, so if I said yeah, HBThong wont go home with me? Or did she want to know for herself???)
Me: did you hear what i just said? (referring to BEAT AROUND THE BUSH etc)( here i reminded myself not to get hostile with her, if i got hostile, she would’ve accomplished her goal..) but to answer your question YES
HBThong: you have a girlfriend?
Me: (winked at her to show her im kidding) yeah
HBStickUpHerAss:shes fine with you partying by yourself?
Me: where is this conversation gettingto? i dont know if your trying to act like my mom or trying to be my girl for the night
HBStickUpHerAssdamn respect..i thought that previous statement would knock her down for a bit, but nah, its like she didnt even hear me..but she did cuz she said… some of her guy friends were like Ohhh hlike she got dissed) so is that what you do? have girls for a night and leave them?
Me: if the chick is like you, i would leave her before i even take her home ( this got a good laugh in the crowd)
HBStickUpHerAss:why do you hate me?
Me: was i supposed to like you? ( again reminding myself to be nice to her, but I really cant just stand there take shit from a girl)
HBStickUpHerAss: forget it i was just trying to be nice
( i noticed one of her friends roll her eyes sort of thing when she said that, so i got the impression she was just BSing me, but since i didnt fall for it, now she’s just saying she was trying to be nice.)
Me: you know what, you kinda look like that chick from the Amazing Race…we should do that together
HBStickUpHerAss: oh yeah?
Me: yeah i’ll be sitting on the couch watching ESPN and hitting the gym all day and partying at nights, and you can go find the treasure or whatever it is they are looking for on the race, and then at nights you can come home give me a massage before i sleep, i swear the ratings will be off the roof
HBStickUpHerAss:why would i do that?
Me: because its like one of the chick flick drama movies sort of thing, everyday you bust your ass off looking for the treasure around the world, but you fail to realize that the treasure you needed was lying down on the couch, and you were never there to get it, and then at the end we’ll probably finish second, but you still havent realized that im the treasure. so at the end i end up dumping you for the chick that finished first in the race, and me and her will live happily cuz she probably has millions by then.
( her friends were laughing when i was mid sentence)
HBStickUpHerAss: ( just looking at me, dunno why)( like a blank stare)
Me: but hey its all good, lets hug it out ( i went and gave her a hug)( someone mentioned RollerCoaster ride of emotions reffering to one of the tactics I use in my sarges, I guess that’s the best analogy, first im dissing her, then making an ass out of her, then hugging her)

at this point i suggested we go inside and see if our food was ready, i knew the chef, he said a couple more minutes but we can pay for it now… a brief info on the food, the groups had ordered 2 pizzas and fries, i had gotten chicken, and i told HBThong and HBDT that the chicken is good, they got 1 too for both of them so they can share… so when i wanted to pay , i said i’ll pay for the chickens ( mine and the 2 chicks),..but watch what i do, instead of paying cash for it(which i wanted to do and usually do), i paid with credit card…Y?
cuz i needed a fucking pen and paper without looking too obvious, so i signed the receipt, and when i got my receipt back, i wrote my 2nd number on the back of it(i have 2 cell phones).i was planning on on giving my number to HBStickUpHerAss, but if i wrote my Name on it, maybe she wouldve shown it to HBTHONG and HBDT try to CB me, so i wrote my 2nd number, and didnt even write my name on it, so there was no way she can CB me using that piece of evidence…

so we go outside, and eat..i’ll skip some part now..so now it was time to leave, most of the students were going back to their dorms, so were HBThong and HBDT( not dorms, they had rented a place close to school with some people), but one of their friends lived kinda far, specially from the dorm ( she was actually going to her parents house), so i told those guys they can all go back to their dorms i can give her a ride cuz her house is at least closer to my house than the dorm, so i dont mind doing it, then i told HBThong if she wants to come too make sure her friend gets home safe, i can drop them off too later. they talked amongst themselves for a bit ( THIS IS THE PART I WAS TALKING ABOUT, IF I HAD GOTTEN HOSTILE WITH ONE OF THE GUYS, OR DONE ANYTHING WRONG< THIS IS THE PART THEY CAN CB ME!!!) anyway, it ended up with me driving Lindsey , HBTHONG and HBDT home…so we started saying goodbyes and shit, i gave HBStickUpHerAss a hug and shook her hand and put the paper in her hand in a way which hopefully noone saw and said ” if you dont commit suicide tonight call that number so i wont feel guilty”

so we drove and it was ALL fluff talk from the restaurant to house, we drop her off and start driving:
Me: hey whats the deal with (HBStickUpHerAss)
HBThong:she’s such a bitch
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for the next 5 mins, it was all about HBStickUpHerAss and how we was a spoiled bitch etc…they were just going on and on , i had to change the subject as soon as i could, i have an in-dash dvd player in my car, i put 50-cent video music song and told them MAN I LOVE THIS SONG and slightly turned up the volume..
i did this for several reasons:
1) change the subject
2) get their minds off HBSTickUpHerAss and therefore take their minds off their friends
3) change the mood to a party mood
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couple of mins into the music..
Me: so what do you guys wanna do ? should i drop you off or do you wanna watch southpark with me?
HBThong: i dunno its late
Me: ok, what about you (HBDT)
HBDT: i dunno
Me again i use time restraint on them) well your exit is coming up, let me know if i should take the exit or not ( which was BS…)
HBThong: i dont know ( but she said this so innocently..it was like she was fighting back, she really wanted to, but at the same time she just didnt wanna go home with a stranger… so she said the I DONT KNOW in a wierd/sweet way..Ray u know what i mean?)
Me: i get it, thats cool
HBThong: what do you mean?
Me: no i understand, it was hard for me too at the beginning, you know, going back to my place with 2 strange chicks.. alot of psychos out there
(both laughed)
HBDT: but you seem like a nice guy

( ok, this is a test for you guys, if you just read that last statement by HBDT and didnt think anything specific of it, well …well you gotta learn to interpret chicks better…
Ray, i need ur opinion here too…but then again, it could be all BS, and she didnt mean anything specific out of it..
anyway, the way i see it: HBDT was kinda doing her thing all nigth, i mean i got smiles and shit from her,but nothing specific, mostly my point of conversation was HBThong, and in the car too, she was sitting in the back, and most of my talk was with HBThong,
but out of nowhere here she basically comes to MY rescue and reassures her friend that im a nice guy and i can be trusted…Ray, do you think they had discussed a 3some with me??? do you think she was trying to get with me that night even if her friend didnt want to? or am i reading too much into it?

HBDT: but you seem like a nice guy
Me: no comment
HBThong: what do you mean no comment
Me: nothing, im a modest guy, what do you want me to say? that im a nice guy??
HBThong: are you a nice guy?
Me: i have my ups and downs
Hbthong: what do you mean
Me: what are you trying to get at?
HBThong:i dont know
Me: well if you dont know, now you know ( i said it with Biggie’s music tone) cuz im taking the next exit to drop u guys off ( false takeaway… i had to take the 3rd exit to go to my place, her place was even further up the highway)
HBThong: well what do you wanna do if we come e over
Me: i dont know about you guys but i’ll be laughing my ass off watching southpark, you guys can sleep on my bed i’ll crash on the couch
HBThong: (looked at HBDT to get her opinion)
they were talking low

HBDT: do you have any drinks?
Me: there should be some water bottles on the backseat
HBDT: no i mean at your place
Me: yeah my fridge is filled with water and diet pepsi ( i knew she meant alcohol, but i played dumb, cuz if i had mentioned alcohol, they might’ve got defensive.. let me know if you want to know why… or Ray explain please)
HBDT: i mean alcohol
Me: are you kididng me, i have more alcohol in my place than CVS
HBDT: CVS sells alcohol?
Me: no but there is alcohol in most of the stuff they sell, like face washes and shit
HBDT: but not alot
Me: yeah that why I said i have more alcohol than CVS, cuz i only have like 3-4 bottles of vodka and tequila
HBThong: thats all you have?
Me: dont worry i have chick drinks too
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Ray ( or others) , what do you think they had discusses, cuz they were discussing something when HBThong turned around to talk to HBDT, and as a result of that convo, the first thing HBDT asked was that if i had drinks…

thats basically it for these 2, i wont get in the details of what happened at my place, no LMR or anything, i still had to work on them a lil, but the result was a 3some, not the type of threesome when you just bang 2 girls at the same time,
this was a full blown 3some with the chicks eating the other one out while getting banged etc…BTW some of the emails i get you guys ask why i dont talk about the sex part of the lay..well im only writing these reports hoping someone will learn something from it,
telling you how i fucked a girl doesnt help anyone with getting laid..its as simple as that…

so next day we get up, i take a shower, and am playing Madden08 on my PS3, HBDT wakes up first, she goes to the bathroom, asked me if i had extra toothbrush i told her i had mouthwash, then she comes sits next to me, i was wearing jeans only with no shirt, i was playing she started playing with my nipple with her finger.
Me: am i gonna get a kiss or are you telling yourself I SLEPT WITH THIS PIG LAST NIGHT?
HBDT: (laughed) and did a backslap : shut up
Me: i’ll take that as a yes
HBDT: if you want a kiss you have to at least look at me ( cuz i was playing PS3)
Me: (put the controller down)
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fuck it this wasn’t the point at all, after both get up, we go eat breakfast, and i go drop them off, i tell them to call me if there is any college parties or whatever or if they just wanna hang out.
on the drive back, i look at my other phone( it was in my car in the middle compartment box all night)
Text1: hey
Text2: hey its
Text3:your not answering, thats fine  hope you have a good night
( all withing 16 mins of eachother)

oh… it was HBStickUpHerAss btw..i text her back:

Me: sorry i left my phone in the car u still alive
HBStickUpHerAss22 mins later) ya ( thats it, just a ya… she went from sending 3 texts to just a simple YA… i thought she was mad)
Me: k ( thats it, TheInformer, u see? sometime you have to STOP SAYING SHIT if you want to be heard ( sounds poetic huh?)…sometimes what you DONT say says more than what you DO say… with a simple K i was implying ” ok cool, i didnt give a fuck anyway”)

10 mins go by nothing, 20 mins nothing…1:43 hours later
HBStickUpHerAss: did you have fun last night?
Me: ( now i didnt know what to say, during this one hour she couldve went and talked to HBThong or HBDT and ask them, and i didnt know what they told her)
Me: it took u an hour to send that? i was thinking ur gonna send me a PDF file( didnt answer her question)
HBStickUpHerAss:lol ur funny and a smartass i like that
Me: i’ll take dat as a compliment
HBStickUpHerAss:lol it was a compliment
Me didnt reply)
HBStickUpHerAss: what r u doing?
Me: watching NFL
HBStickUpHerAss: by yourself?
Me: with some friends, ur invited if u want to come
HBStickUpHerAss: im still tired from last night
Me: yeah you did alot of nothing u should be exhausted
HBStickUpHerAss:there was nothing to do
Me: if u lighten up a lil that’ll help..i talked to you for 10 mins i didnt know if ur preparing me 4 a rough sex session or you really wanted to beat me up
HBStickUpHerAss:lmao hahaha that was funny
Me: im serious, i was gonna go to the ladies bathroom get u a tampon
HBStickUpHerAss:ewwwww
Me: all things considered ur an alright girl
HBStickUpHerAss: im just alright?
Me:amongst other things
HBStickUpHerAss:like wut
Me: oh no, im not gonna flatter you via text message, take me to movies i’ll tell you all about it
HBStickUpHerAss silence for 5-6 mins… now rememeber, im very suspicious, cuz as far as i know, HBThong and HBDT could be sitting next to her)
HBStickUpHerAss:when?
Me: well if it takes you 10 mins just to text WHEN, i dont know how long it would take you to drive to the cinema
HBStickUpHerAss:sorry i was on the phone
Me: what r u doing later on?
HBStickUpHerAss:nothing
Me:hmmm…
HBStickUpHerAss:wut?
Me: nothing, i thought u were gona take me 2 movies l8r but u just said ur not doing it
HBStickUpHerAss:no i didnt
Me: wut? ( cuz i didnt know what she meant..NO SHE DIDNT say she was gonna take me to movies or NO SHE DIDNT SAY shes NOT gonna take me to movies..confusing)
HBStickUpHerAss: im lost
Me: lets starts over, hey whats up its would u like to take me to movies tonight?
HBStickUpHerAss:lol how about you take me to movies
Me: same thing, tomato tomaatto
HBStickUpHerAss:lmao
Me: i pick the theater, you pick the movie and showtime
HBStickUpHerAss:deal
Me: ( the name of the theater and the city)
HBStickUpHerAss: you gonna come pick me up?
Me: you dont have a car?
HBStickUpHerAss: yes i do, but can you come pick me up? ( again, im suspicious of her, cuz still in the back of my mind im thinking she’s trying to lure me in and confront me with their fiends, not that i give a fuck, but still)
Me: ummm…my car…umm..is SICK! ( and i made that smily face with the toungue sticking out)
HBStickUpHerAss: whats ur address? (again, im still suspicious, thinking she wants my address so she can go tell those 2 that i invited her over and heres proof…)
Me: im actually in boston now i’ll come to thater straight from here meet me there?( which was a lie, I wasn’t in boston)
HBStickUpHerAssk let me check what time

anyway, she picks a movie and the time, i actually borrowed my brothers car so just in case she had came with HBThong or HBDT, they cant recognize my car, and i waited in the car in front of the theater, i get a text
HBStickUpHerAss:i just parked where are you
Me: go inside i’ll be there in a couple of mins ( so i can see her go in and see if she’s alone)
she goes in, nothing, no one followed her, i go park, ( i saw her approach from a parking lane, so i thought she had parked there, i kinda looked in the cars to see if anyone is in the cars or not, but nothing..)

we go in, i bought the ticket we go sit down, the theater wasnt packed at all, we go get middle seats top row

Me: wow you were like a total bitch last night by the way, your either that chicks twin sister or her second personality cuz you kinda seem sweet now
HBStickUpHerAss:im always a bitch ( with a smile)
( oh as far as face goes, she was like 9.87243… her body was nice too, could’ve used a lil more curve on the ass, but hey that’s just me I like a lil meat on the ass…

Me: theres a good bitch and a bad bitch, right now your the good type, last night you were borderline C word
HBStickUpHerAssyou shouldve seen her face) i cant believe you just called me a cunt to my face
Me: whoaa..first of all i cant belive those are real(pointing to her tits) ( she had amazing tits, and looked real too)
HBStickUpHerAsslaughed) and put her hands over them: dont look

at this point they dimmed lights meaning SHUT UP, so we kinda had to whisper from now on… it was all lil sexual comments or SOIs
like one example was :

Me: (whispering in her ear) hey im not tired or a teenager or anything so im not gonna yawn or anything i’ll just go ahead put my arms around you ( and put my hands)
usually the first 5-10 seconds you can tell if it worked,she kinda moved a little but in a good, she moved so she can position her neck on my bicep which is HUGEEE ( not my biceps.. well those are huge too but her movement was huge, cuz it meant she was comfortable, and felt comfortable/safe with me), doesnt get any more intimate than that in public..

anothwer one:
Me: hey we look so lovely and cute right now that if you cry at the end of the movie i might just get caught up in the moment and kiss you
(she kinda tilted her head towards me and just gave me a look, i couldnt make much of it.. Ray i know its hard for you say cuz its pretty vague, but any ideas?)

after the movies, i walk her to her car, i lean against her door, ohhh.. while we were walking side by side, my hand touched hers, so i kinda moved my hands closer, and i guess so did she cuz our pinkines were touching, then i basically wrapped her pinkie around my pinkie while we were walking… some romantic shit…
so anyway, i leaning against the door and grab both her hands with my hand and we were talking, a lil about the movie…
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Me: so whats your plan ?
Her: nothing yet, what about you?
Me: one thing i know for sure, im gonna go home and shut off my phone and just relax
Her: that sounds so good, im exhausted too
Me: if your dorm is busy and you need to get away from that whole scenario you always have my place to crash, even if im not home i’ll tell you where i hide the key
Her: ( you know what, forget the ass, tits, flat stomach and all that shit… nothing is better than watching a gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile, white teeth, blue eyes…i can still remember that image vivdly, when she smiled at me, her tan skin, bright white teeth)you really mean that?
Me: you have my number give it a shot
Her: ( she was just nodding her head, sort of like she wasnt even paying attention to what i was saying, cuz she was looking at me and sort of nodding even when i was done talking, sort of like she was judging me)
Me: what?
Her: nothing
Me: i fucking hate when chicks say that cuz they really wanna say whatever it is, but they just want to be asked twice i guess
Her: (laughed) no i was just wondering
Me: you didnt blush so i know you didnt get too far in your dreamland
Her: ( she did get the joke, belive me some chicks dont get these sort of lines..anyway she kinda punched me in my chest jokingly )
Me: so what were you wondering
Her: how wrong i was about you
Me: ditto that, not to bring up the C word again but you know how i felt about you
Her: (smiling)
Me: so do we wait for the music to start playing and then make out or wait for it to start pouring out of nowhere and make out in the rain
Her: (laughing)your bad
Me: tell me about it
( and then there was a silence, maybe 10 seconds, very awkward)
Me: whats the problem, you need red bull to keep talking to me
Her: (laughed) no i dont know what to say
Me: well i know what i can say that you cant say no( read that twice)
Her: what?
Me: nah forget it
Her: no tell me
Me: no forget it, its too good to be true anyway so you wont believe it
(she basically pinched my nipple hard cuz she wanted me to tell her)
Me: (after she let go) first of all i loved that, second of all im turned on now
Her: (laughed) you gonna tell me or what?
Me: ok, ready? (again, im doing all of this to buy time…sort of like what I did for HBThong and HBDT when I first opened them)
Her: YES( she basically yelled/screamed that out of frustration)
Me: damn, these people here are used to hearing chicks yell NO while getting raped in the parking lot, now they hear a chick screaming YES so they automatically know its gotta be me again, watch i’ll have cops waiting at my house for me
Her: ( she was laughing good for this one…)
Me: Ok, where was i
Her: you were gonna tell me something
Me: yeah, the offer
Her: yes
Me: ok, we go get takeout chineese, go to my place or yours, i give you a deep tissue massage but only if you keep your clothes on, i dont want it to be sexual in anyway. no go ahead, i dare you to say no
( just a quick note on that.. and again, if you read that statement without realizing anything significant in it, then thats what your missing in your game… and its only 2 words, but those 2 words make the whole difference… i said we get food go to ” my place OR YOURS”…
by throwing in that OR YOURS, she will feel safer, cuz she knows im not just trying to take her to my crib, cuz im offering to do the same at the comfort of her own house too..Ray maybe can explain more on this)

Her she was silent for a bit, hear head was tilted down and she kinda had to look up to me with her head tilted down) it does sound tempting i gotta give you that
Me: BUT.. i know, i know that infamous BUT which means anything you said before it was bullshit
Her: (silent)
Me: or whats the deal? maybe you couldnt find any BUTs in it
Her: ( laughed) where do you live ( ding… this is the first step… a girls goes through stages in her brain to come to your house, it always starts with this question… its like one of those puzzle games, there is like 5-6 stages in a row, but if you like fail at stage 4, you cant just restart at stage 4 again, you have to go all the way back to stage one… so that’s how it is with chicks)
Me: 10 mins from here
Her: who do you live with?
Me: me and my 3rd personality, my second personality has his own place
(man she got a good laugh out of this one)
Her: your a funny guy, it doesnt show just by looking at you
Me: theres alot you cant see when im fully dressed ( taking her words, changing it slightly to make it sexual and to my advantage)
Her: (laughed)
Me: ok listen, i’l make a deal with you ( again, using restraint on her), im gonna call and order the food, you drive in your car and follow me, and you have time to think about it in your car, i dont want you to be presseured or anything, if you change your mmind you can either take off from the road, or come pick up your food and leave
Her: ok i’ll follow you

so i asked what she wanted, we went, had to wait 5 mins to get the food, i gamed her some more, anyway, she did come back to my place, again im not gonna get in details of what i did at my place, if you guys want details go read some of my other reports about what i do at house…
cuz i think the hardest part is just getting them home…

anyway,took her to my bed to give her a massage, she was basically moaning when i was massaging her, anyway, we do start making out and shit, she took everything off except her panties, she made out with me, let me kiss and lick her whole upper body, but she wouldnt remove her panties, and i didn’t insist cuz I was worn out by the night( actually morning) before,
i thought maybe later she’ll do it, she gave me head, i told her im gonna get a condom, she said lets do the sex some other time, anyway, she just blew me that night no sex…my question, RAY( or others), what do you think??
why wouldnt she not have sex? i dont think she was on her period cuz in the chineese place she said something i told her whats the matter you PMS? and she was like NO THANK GOD ( maybe she was being defensive?)…
maybe she didnt wanna have sex first night? cuz we fucked the Thursday that week, she did want the lights dimmed alot, maybe she was hiding a scar? any ideas?

anyway, as usual comments/questions welcomed. you can email me here or my email on my profile.

(R.I.P. E Love Ya Bro, Always Have Always Will)

-A2daMIR

Back then, the only big board was mASF. All of the company boards were still pretty small. And on mASF there was one guy who was a natural who posted his LR’s for guys to learn from. I think he was a real life friend of one of the PUA’s.

Anyway, his name was A2DaMir. And he was ridiculous. His LR’s were ridiculous. I think I read them all 3-4 times, whereas I would just gloss over stuff from guys like Savoy, TD, Sinn, etc.

For whatever reason, I was reminded of A2DaMir recently, and decided to dig up some of his old LR’s and post them here so you guys can get something out of them. These helped me more than most things I found back then, so hopefully they’ll help you too.

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whats up guys, havent posted here for a while.. i know i owe you guys a LR:HBAss, which i wrote 90% of it but never had the chance to finish it, im very busy this time of the year..happy new years to all..
last year i posted a “LR: first 3some of 2006″, well i have a new “LR:First 3some of 2007″… and it happened on January 5th…not a bad start to the year..

for those who dont know me, i suggest you read a couple of my LRs to get familiar with my style…aight,so this i what happened…
it was friday night at the club, i usually wear jeans and a tight t-shirt ( im very jacked, i get so much attention and ECs when i wear t shirt, but this night i was dressed up like a gentleman, black dress pants, peach color dress shirt, and an orange and blue stripe tie with a suade jacket…so i couldnt use my muscles as an advantage…
oh btw this goes to show it really doesnt matter what you wear ( which i always preach, dont spend alot of time on peacocking, just peacock your body and your all set)…
so about an hour later, i see 2 chicks, one brunette and the other redhead, the redhead was a 7, fuckable, but a lil chubby, the brunette was a 9, nice body, and probably the best pair of titties in the club that night…i did a quick math, 9+7= 16, divided by 2 = 8… i fuck 8s and above, so i decided to game both of them…. i was on the vip section, and the 2 chicks wanted to come up there, but the bouncer had to make sure they had a special stamp to get up there, i told him to let the chicks come up there although they werent VIP…
so the chicks came up there, they knew I had put in a word for them
me: hey you guys gotta behave up here now that i put my neck on the line for you
Brunettewith an accent) thank you, why didn’t he let us come up here?
me: ( there were alot of chicks up there) oh nothing this is my harem up here, he didnt know i was adding to it tonight.
Brunette:your what?
me: my harem
Brunette:whats a harem
me: ( she ruined he whole joke) nothing it means its my party up here and you werent on the guestlist
Brunette: is it your birthday?
me: no where are you guys from you have an accent
Brunette: Quebec
me: ( to the redhead) you too?
redhead with a slightly less accent than the brunette) yeah
me: so what bring you down to my neck of the woods?
Brunette:your what?
me: ( aight fuck it, i’ll treat them like im running an ESL class from now on… and i knew this was gonna ruin my game, cuz alot of shit i say is witty and these chick had a hard time understanding english) my neighborhood, my city.
Brunette: we want to visit most american cities
me: what language do you speak?
Brunette: french
me: ( to the redhead….i didnt want her to feel ignored) you speak french too
redhead: yes
me: well you guys have fun up here, if you need anything come find me, you cant miss my shirt
( both of them laughing)
Brunette: ( put her hand on my arms to touch the shirt ) i like the color
me: yeah that makes 2 of us in the club
redhead: it looks nice on you
me: thank you, let me introduce you guys to the bouncer just in case you wanna go in and out of the vip section and im not around
Brunette: oh thank you very much
(takeaway # 1&#8230; it wasn’t as strategic as my others cuz I really had to go see some other friends in the club too, but you can call it a takeaway)
anyway, i introduced them and i went to mingle… i had alot of friends up there and in the club, mostly chicks too, even at one point i the vip section 2 of my friends came on the stage, both of them are just a notch down from HBGodess, but they are deffinately both HB11s or even more, almost everyone was staring at them,
they came one of them screamed and jumped and hugged me in front of everyone, they bought a round of shot for me, then they wanted to go to another club which the door was closed cuz it was packed, but i walked them in the backdoor,,, an no i havet fucked those 2 chicks yet, and probably wont…
they have ” a special circumstance” which i wont get into…

btw my fucking eyes are watery and killing me right now cuz im on a plane and writing this, and this dude next to me was bascially reading everything i was writing, i would look at him and he’ll steal his eyes off my laptop, so now im writing this with a fontsize 5 or 6, so fucking small i cant see shit..

anyway, i had left the club to take those 2 megahotties to the other club, and then i went back to the vip area… im rushing these part, i probably had spent 25-30 mins with those 2 chicks, talking, one of them had their ass against my body very friendly talking and shit…so when i went back on the vip section i saw the 2 initial chicks, honetsly i had totally forgot about them cuz those 2 mega hottites had elevated my blood pressure and testosterone levels…

Brunette: you have a very beautiful girlfriend
me: thank you, i’ll let her boyfriend know when she finds one
Brunette: she wasnt your girlfriend?
me: oh you dont know why they threw this party for me up here tonight ? ( BS, it wasnt my party i just made that up)
Brunette:no why?
me: they are celebrating me being single
( both of them laughed)
Brunette: really?
me: sort of
redhead: what do you mean sort of?
me: it means im single but they arent celebrating that, or at least they wont tell me that to my face cuz it would make me feel like a piece of meat
( both of the laughed again)

at that point i saw a very good girlfriend of mine and i excused myself from the 2 Canadian chicks to say hi to her,
and doing yet another takeaway from the Canadians.
10 mins later i leave the vip area and go chill with another bouncer, then someone from behind basically walked through me , bumped me on the side and kept walking, and it was the Brunette… i didnt think much of it at that point, i thought she was drunk, i spilled my drink and the bouncer wanted to kick them out cuz he thought they were drunk, ut i was like fuck it let them have fun… 6-7 mins latr the same thing happened but not as hard as the first time, again it was the brunette..
now i deffinately thought she was drunk..but again i let her get away with it.
i go back up on the vip section and i see her, and as soon as she sees me she comes towards me
Brunette kinda hostile) is this your club?
me: no why?
Brunette: everyone knows you here, are you the manager
me: nope, i just have alot of friends, so you guys having fun?
Brunette: yeah its fun, what time does the club close?
me: in about 20 mins, do you guys have a hotel?
Brunette: yeah we got a room
me: where?
Brunette: on commonwealth avenue ( ray you probably know which ones she’s talking about, they arent hotels, kind of like 4 story building with different units on each floor)
me: are you guys gonna go to an after party?
Brunette:no
me: why not? are you guys that boring?
Brunette: no we have to get up at 7 tomorrow and drive back to quebec.
me: so, that doesnt mean you cant party tonight
Brunette: then we cant get up early
me: i’ll wake you guys up myself how is that
Brunette: we’ll see
me: ( those titties were still top titties a the club that night) thats fine we can just party at your place so you can just sleep there
Brunette:what party?
me: nothing big, i’ll get some alcohol and come over and have a couple drinks and chill
Brunette: are you coming alone?
me: i can bring this whole club if you want to
Brunette: my friend wants a guy too ( she fucked up, at that point i knew i was getting laid, she gave it, they were probably talking about me and as TOkyoPUA once said, they “Splitted the dick between themselves”… so i knew they were seducded… ok now there is this black bouncer, tall dude, i kept telling him about the chicks i fuck and every hot girls he saw at the club i had claimed to him that i had fucked her,
so now it was time to back my shit up for him, not that i had to prove anything, i was looking for a wing, so what the hell… oh i think in my LR: My Masterpiece, i say the N word and some dickhead started all this shit about me being racist and how it was inappropriate to use that word and blah blah blah… well you see homie, i fuck chicks with black dudes, i roll with black dudes too so get your head out of your ass and stop looking for an excuse to play the race card,,, specially on this board)

me: how about this bouncer here? he’s the one that let you guys come up here
Brunette: ( said something to her friend in french)
Brunette: yeah ok ask him if he wants to come

so i asked him, and he was cool with it… i’ll skip through the rest of the night ( I spent the rest of the night with them, gaming them more and maintaining their interest level), after the club was over, i asked them if they wanted a ride, but she said their apt was close by and they’ll just walk, i got their phone number, their address ( which # on comm ave). their room #, and she even gave me the passcode to buzz myself in to the main entrance…
so i waited for my wing to get out of work, he was with his boy, so we go to teh front of the apt, my friend double parks and his boy just sits in the car and waits, and i parked on the st. i called her, she told me she had just got their and was walking up the steps and she’ll come down and open the door for us..

anyway we go up…the redhead was horny, she went to the bathroom and i basically pushed my friend in their with her and they shut the door, i went and grabbed the Brunette from behind and she said ” go sit on the bed i have things to do… she was getting most of her shit ready for the next morning, it took her 3-4 mins to get them straightened out, then she started changing into her PJs…
man she took her top off and damn, she had the nicest pair of NATURAL titties… no i take that back, second best pair of natural titties that i had ever seen in my life, i only saw it from the side…, then she wanted to take her jeans off, she told me to look away
.. that pissed me off… its aight though, she wanted to play hardball now..so she changed, and she came stood in front of me, i was sitting on the side of the bed… she called her friend, they came out, and then the bitch said ” ok nothing is gonna happen tonight we have to sleep because we have to wake up early tomorrow”..
oh no no no… i didnt give up all those other lays for nothing&#8230;
me: what happened to partying?
Brunette: sorry to decieve you, but nothing is gonna happen. ( decieve? interesting choice of word)
( remember what i said about not having the muscle advantage because of my dress shirt, i loosened my tie and told her i dont wanna wrinkle my shirt and took it off… she paused for a good 5-6 seconds just looking at me… )
Brunette:you have huge arms
me: yeah i know ( cuz now i was pissed), so you guys wanna start the party?
Brunette: no i already said we have to get up early tomorrow ( she still not buying in)
me: yeah yeah that decieve thingy you talked about… ( with my shirt off i walked up to her, she was sitting on the side of the bed and i was standing, i put my hands on both side of her face, held her face and gave her a kiss on lips and said
me: have a good night sweetie and drive safe tomorrow, i’ll call you at 7 and wake u guys up tomorrow ( and with my head i signaled to my friend lets get out of here… )
Brunette:no you dont have to go
me: i have alot of fetishes but watching a chick sleep isnt one of them
Brunette laughed, maybe a fake laugh I dunno) you guys can sleep over if you want, we can all fit ( they had 2 queen beds which were against eachother, so i winked at my wing meaning WERE IN BUSINESS and started seperating the 2 beds per their request) they also had another sliding /folding bed…

so anyways, it was a lil awkward, nothing like this specifically had happened to me, but one thing was for sure… i will never be alone with a chick, be in the same bed with her, and have my shirt off, and not fuck the chick, so i knew i was laying her, it was just a matter of strategy…
so she’s laying on the bed, with her back against me, my dick is against her perfect ass and im getting a hard on, and i put my arm on her shoulder, she grabs my arms, brings it under her arms and put it on her chest and she is holding my hand too… try visualizing that… oh btw my eyes are really killing me now.. i see the guy next to me try to look at it but he cant see shit….fuck i cant see shit either&#8230;lol I guess his eyes must hurt worse than mine&#8230;
so i kiss her on the neck and whisper in her ear
me: your in a bad mood, you should loosen up
Brunette:no im not in a bad mood
me: yeah you are, you seem to have alot of stress, let me give you a back massage
Brunette: i have to sleep
me: i know, you can sleep while i give you the massage, you’ll wake up feeling great
this is where a lot of guys fuck up, and end up not banging a 100% lay&#8230; you see whats going on here? Im the guy that had a pussy buffet at the club, and I chose her, now she wants to hold back on sex thinking I’ll be begging her to have sex with her, but instead im laying down there next to her, I haven’t touched her ass or titties or anything ( she put my hand close to her tits not me), and im offering to give her a massage so she would wake up feeling better&#8230; not even once do I mention sex to her&#8230;

( and i started rubbing her back and body,I massaged her for a couple of mins, but fuck her she didnt deserve a massage)
me: turn around i wanna see your face
Brunette: ( she did without hesitation)
me: ( just looked at her and kissed her, and then we started making out)… (again, I haven’t SAID anything, she’s just following her heart..sounds romantic eh?)
i’ll rush some parts now, my boy and the redhead went to the bathroom and i think they had sex, cuz my boy was done in like 5 mins, and i was still making out but we were both naked and she was rubbing all over me…
so my boy wants to leave now, and the brunette says he cant leave and he has to stay ( they didnt wanna feel like sluts, fuck em and leave em sort of thing… u think the same Ray?), so i told them my boy had double parked and he’s gonna go move his car and come back and i winked at my boy meaning he doesnt have to come back..

he leaves, and the brunette was smart, she says if he (my boy) doesnt come back i cant have sex with her cuz i’ll probably do the same thing( fuck her and leave her), and i was like ” ok if he doesnt come back in 5 mins i’ll leave”.. i knew she didnt wanna me to leave..the damage was done, poor girl couldnt do anything now but put up some last minute resistance sruggles…
at first i was gonna show her some more power, wait the 5 mins and then tell her ” hey my friend didnt show up so im gonna leave” , and i knew she wouldve wanted me to stay which gave me the upper hand again but i was like fuck it, i started making out with her again, a good 7-8 mins went by she didnt mention anything, although the redhead couldnt shut up, she kept talking, she went and turned the radio on, she seemed impatient,
this meant one of the 2 things im my opinion…( ray add more if you think of anything else)
1) she was horny and wanted to fuck me too, but she either wasnt that open with her friend, or maybe they had a pact and they had already “splitted the dick” as ray once said..
2) she was jealous, her hotter friend got the better guy, and now the redhead wanted to cockblock me and pussyblock ( yeah im coining this phrase) her friend…

only one solution to both those problems, join her in on the action..

me whispered in the brunette’s ears) are you bisexual?
Brunette: we have kissed before but we wont do it for you
me: dont flatter yourself i didnt ask, your such a fag
Brunette: (laughed and bit my ear… ladies and gents, this is a HUGE IOI, that meant she just needed me to push her some more)
me:have you done more than kissing?
Brunette: why do you ask?
me: just wondering ( i think she got mad cuz)
Brunettewith a lil hostility) if you want her go get her ( but from the tone of her voice i think she meant that if you get her, you’ll loose me)
me: i want you i thought i made that clear already ( and immediately french kissed her again( irony cuz they spoke french).. i kissed her to play with her emotions a lil)
Brunette: ( after we were done kissing, she paused for like 10 secs )i know you want her ( see…she brought it up again, did she want me to have her join us?Ray?)
me: no i want you, she is just an added bonus
Brunette: every guy wants 2 girls
me: im not every guy, 2 girls are boring for me now, do you have any other friends in this area?
Brunette laughed) boring?
me: yeah it gets boring after a while

oddly enough the friend had shut up for 3-4 mins now, so now i HAD to keep her awake just in case i talk her friend into a 3 some… anyway i wont bore you guys, i had to multi task like an intel core duo processor, keeping the redhead awake while not letting her cockblock me and at the same time showing 100% interest in the brunette chick and meanwhile try to show her that i want a 3some too… not easy brothas, not easy
at first i as unsuccessfull, so i was like fuck it, honey enough chit chatting now blow me ( i didnt say that to her in those words),
so she starts giving me head, after 4-5 mins she comes up, i tell her i want somemore, she said her mouth got tired ( btw she gave the worst head that i can remember getting&#8230; and this report is giving me the worse eye pain even), so i told her
me: maybe you should ask your friend to help you, sharing is caring
Brunette bursted out laughing)
so now the redhead wanted to know what she was laughing at, and the brunette told her
me: well…
brunette: well what
me: do you wanna share or not
Brunette: we havent done this before
me: its fun if you dont like it you can stop…

thats about it…. they both started giving me head and we fucked…

i’ll discuss my exit strategy too since i havent posted here for a while i owe you guys …
ok so by the end of the night , chii chiing, jackpot i think she was in love, she did so many romantic things to me that only my previous girlsfriends had done, like romantic hugs and kisses and smooching, licking my toung and face and ears blah blah blah,
so she told me she wanted me to hold her tight from behind and sleep with her, so by now it was around 5:35 in the morning,… remember that she had to get up at 7 am right? i tried different strategies, first i told her that after the great night of sex i couldnt sleep for a couple of hours, i told her that so she might let me leave since i wont be sleeping, but she said ” suprise me and wake me up in an hour and start making love to me”…damn god must’ve loved me tonight cuz that gave me the perfect exit route,
i told her that i dont have any more condoms and i have some more in my car ( oh at one point i had to go grab some extra condoms from my car), so i told her i have to go get some condoms from mycar which was bullshit, i had 3 more in my pocket, but i told her i have to go get some more, so once i leave i will not come back… so i slept next to her for 10-15 mins, it did feel good, she looked so cute all ucddled up and sleeping, so once her breath level reached a steady pace i figured she’s asleep, i packed my shit and left….
she left 3 messages in the morning around 7:30, she sent me text messages… but it was all over, i wish i couldve left her on better terms

some thing that she said later on:
she did say she kept bumping into me on purpose to get my attention
she didnt like me talking to all the chicks, but she said at the end of the night i was in bed with her so she didnt care
my boy gave me mad respect the next day , he said that takeaway that i did was classic and got him and me a lay…

aight the pilot just said we gotta put away all electronics, so im gonna end this.. comments, criticisms all welcomed… i’ll check back if you guys have any questions..

btw, this was probably one of the 6-7 lays that the chick never called me an asshole or cocky or something like that…

-A2daMIR