Attraction, Other, PUA Theory - Sunday, November 30, 2008 14:10 - 1 Comment

Q & A: ADD Club Chicks

From the comments:

What are your thoughts on dealing with ADD chicks around there friends? Calling them out on it didn’t appear to work (I think they were sorority girls from some college), and they got distracted by every shiny object in the venue. We eventually ejected and opened another set that hooked, but the fact that these chicks didn’t bugs me for some reason. Any thoughts on dealing with this?

Guys and girls go out at night for two different reasons. Guys go out to get laid (most treat the process like being in the right place at the right time, as if it were being struck by lightning). Girls go out to have fun. That doesn’t mean they don’t fuck. It doesn’t mean that they don’t hook up. They obviously do. It just has to be really fun for them to do it.

ADD club chicks (and sorority chicks) in particular are looking for something in addition to having fun: to look cool in front of their friends — whether it being the prettiest girl, or dancing with the hottest guy, or knowing the DJ, or whatever.

These girls are constantly value-scanning the venue looking for something exciting to do or looking for something that’s going to make them look cooler than everybody else.

If you’re not exciting them or making them looking cooler than everybody else, then you’re done. They’re gone.

This is why these are the girls who complain (complain, can you believe it?) that some guys came and hit on them, and then two minutes later are tonguing down some meat-head in an Affliction shirt.

Why? Because Affliction guy is a bouncer and has muscles and looks cool, and the other guys are just plain average dudes.

To answer your question, girls like this require massive amounts of energy and kino. You have to be fun as shit and super aggressive at the same time. Forget having any semblance of a serious conversation with them. Forget your DHV stories — seriously, she doesn’t give a fuck if you scuba-dived on the Great Barrier Reef — grab her ass, spin her around, make fun of her shoes, treat her like a bratty five year old and then make out with her. Tell her retarded shit like you’re friends with the manager and that you hung out with T-Pain once and then five minutes later tell her you were kidding and that she’s stupid for believing you. Seriously, the game changes with these kinds of girls. It’s hard, but they’re typically the hottest girls around.

If you want a real “in” with ADD club girls, become a club promoter or start a cocaine habit… Hah, or better yet, do both! You think I’m kidding…

I have a love-hate relationship with these kinds of girls. But recently, I don’t bother with them much anymore. They’re good for SNL’s and bathroom lays if you can get them, but most of them have vapid personalities.