Humor, Other - Written by Entropy on Wednesday, September 9, 2009 3:09 - 17 Comments
Shitty Night Clubs II
I’m hanging out in Europe. About to give my first lair talk tonight. My little mini-vacation was nice — nice to get away from everything, from work, from the States, etc.
But last week, I stumbled across something funny. My favorite sports writer (Bill Simmons) was writing about his recent trip to Vegas and how a connection of his got him and his buddies into the famous nightclub Pure. Mind you, he and his friends are like 40 and married now, but the way he described modern nightclubs is eerily similar to the way I wrote about them in this post about a month back. Of course, being a far better writer than I am, he summed it up about twice as well in half the space. Money quote:
“Thanks to a connection, I drag everyone to Pure (the famous nightclub in Caesars) for 30 minutes just so they can enter the alternate universe that doubles as a Vegas nightclub. People are waiting two hours to get in. (This shatters my One-Hour Rule, which goes like this: If you’re waiting in line for an hour or more for ANYTHING, there’d better be free sex or free money at the end of that line.) Our connection leads us to the upstairs/outdoor patio, where we have a little booth and quickly realize that, hey, we’re too old and have nothing in common with anyone here. Like we didn’t know that already.
The current nightclub scene eludes me. As far as I can tell, our goal (if we were single) would be to somehow get a booth, then order $500 bottles with mixers, then see whether we can lure girls over to the booth to talk to us, drink from our $500 bottles and possibly give/get an STD. For the females (if single), their goal is to find a booth of unsuspecting marks, flirt with the guys, drink from their $500 bottles, make it seem as though something might happen and then either flee the premises or give/get an STD. And everyone is fine with this arrangement. It’s apparently fun.My three issues: First, the current system prices out nearly everyone who relies on casual sex (guys between 22 and 32). Second, I’m surprised Pure hasn’t printed enough money by now to buy the Grizzlies. What a racket. And third, whatever happened to just going to a crowded bar and buying people shots and beers? Am I that old? Is this how parents in the late ’60s felt when pot and Woodstock and acid and mushrooms started taking off? I don’t get your tattoos! I don’t get your $500 bottle nightclubs! I’m old. I’m old. Did I mention I’m old?”
Full article can be read here. It’s basically just 10 pages about a guy who’s 40 and goes to Vegas for the 38th time. Pretty useless from a pickup point of view.
I’ll be returning to my normal posting from here on out again.
17 Comments
Well, I’ll take that as a hell of a compliment. I dig him. Different strokes…
Thomas Edward Brady Jr.
Simmons is a pretty hardcore AFC, I’m surprised that you would quote him here. I remember reading this same article and thinking what a clown he was. In fact, I almost wrote him an email.
I love Simmons’ work BTW, he’s a very smart and funny writer and a fellow Boston sports fan. But I’ve noticed in a lot of columns he is observing the singles scene and saying that every hot, single young girl is a carrier of STD’s. To me, it’s his way of covering up his own utter lack of skill with women.
He’s married with kids now, but he said in an interview he didn’t have a girlfriend from 1982-1987. That would be from the ages of 23-28. Ouch, thats some pretty prime time to be missing out on.
Dude, as a PUA instructor, you’re hating on clubs? Honestly I sort of feel you, I have had a lot more success in regular bars for whatever reason. But you can’t deny that a good club has a higher percentage of really hot women than you’re going to find almost anywhere else.
I have never bought a bottle at a club and dont plan on doing so anytime soon. I prefer my booze cheap or free. But that hasnt stopped me getting a ton of pussy out of clubs, SNLs or number/D2s.
Tyler Durden has a whole riff about tables in clubs in the Blueprint that’s money. If you’re a cool guy, you’ll pull, table or no table. No girl is going to fuck you because you bought an overpriced bottle of booze that she can scam you for.
It’s pretty typical that an AFC like Simmons would react to this situation by thinking that if he were still a single guy he would have to buy into this stupid fucking racket to get laid.
@Thomas: A couple things. As far as clubs go, I explained it in the first post. They’re great for finding the hottest girls. It’s just that some of the “ultra” clubs in places like Manhattan, South Beach, and Vegas are becoming so ridiculous with red carpet, velvet ropes, ridiculous prices, and practically segregating the venue by how much money everyone makes, that it’s taking the fun out of it. I don’t know where you’re from, but unless you’ve been to one of these places ($50 minimum to enter), you probably don’t know what I or Simmons are talking about.
Second point: you’re pretty harsh on Simmons. I’ve never understood guys in the community who are such asses to “AFC’s.” There’s nothing “wrong” with being an AFC. I guarantee you that Simmons leads a happy and fulfilling life… probably happier and more fulfilling than yours if you contemplate writing an email to a guy for no other reason than that he’s worse with women than you. Get some perspective man.
bill
@ thomas yeah, Like simmons is like super duper hardcore afc here. like for realz. Iike i would say that him being married with children is his own way of covering his lack of success with women. like really, only AFC’s get married.
Im disappointed in you too entropy, he’s super AFC. like i bet, besides from his wife, he doesnt even ever get laid. cause getting laid is life man.
btw, I have no idea what AFC means. it just sounds funny.
Thomas Edward Brady Jr.
#1 The reason I thought about writing him is because he consistently talks about all hot women as having STDs. To me its disrespectful to women and its pretty obviously a cover up for insecurity.
#2 Theres plenty wrong with being an AFC. Not having a girlfriend for 5 years while youre in your twenties? Theres plenty wrong with that. Are you forgetting that the reason all these guys pay you their hard earned money is because theyre tired of being lonely and they want choice with women? And if definitely wouldnt be so quick to assume that because hes married with kids that hes happy and fulfilled.
#3 Dude, I have been to Vegas twice and Miami twice in the past couple years. I went to Pure, Body English, Ghost Bar, Tao, and some other shit in Vegas, Mansion, Nikki Beach, Cameo, Prive/Opium Garden, the Delano and others I’m forgetting in Miami. I havent been to XS in Vegas and some other spots because they weren’t open at that time.
BUT, my main point is that as a PU instructor I feel youre condoning a limiting belief about clubs. If I was paying for a bootcamp I wouldnt want to hear from my instructor that a certain type of venue is “too hard” or the women are “stupid”. Guess what, a lot of hot “club” women are either not that bright or purposely downplay their intelligence. But dont tell me you or Simmons or the majority of guys wouldnt still want to fuck those types of chicks regardless. I’ve been in plenty of these spots, and theres plenty of sets to open all over the place regardless of whether you have a table or are in VIP.
Conrad
Thomas:
I’ve heard the podcast where Bill Simmons refers to not having a girlfriend for five years. It totally comes across as an off-hand joke. I think he’s talking about a some sports stuff he was into back in the day, then he quips, “And from my priorities you can tell I didn’t have a girlfriend for a few years.”
At the time I heard it sounded like, a) It wasn’t even true and was just making a joke, or b) He just wasn’t dating anyone seriously at the time, but obviously had no problem getting girls. I mean he comes across as a normal, fun, well-adjusted person. Why wouldn’t he be able to get women?
And yeah, overall you seem like one of those dudes who gets into the community then gets this false sense of arrogance because you know better than the AFC masses. It really isn’t black and white. Lots of “AFC’s” are a million times more successful with women than weirdoes in the community. Yeah, the weirdoes know more about seduction on paper, but they’re just as likely to hold limiting beliefs about women or have all kinds of behavior or personality flaws that hinder them. It’s just that their limiting beliefs and behaviors are of a different flavor than the AFC ones, they’re just as bad though.
@Thomas: Apparently you aren’t reading these posts. Never have I once commented on the high quality girls in these places being “too hard” or “stupid.” The posts have been about how the logistics and ridiculous set up of these places is starting to drain the fun out for me. Yes, after 5 years of going to places like this almost every weekend, I’m starting to get tired of all of their bullshit. The women are fine. But you can find beautiful women almost anywhere, in any city, so it’s really just a complaint at having to deal with these places, their staff, and their retarded set up.
And in Simmons’ defense, I think the “STD” thing is more of a quip towards girls dressing like completely hookers these days (which you can’t really argue, although I enjoy it), not that “hot girls have STD’s.”
You’re making a lot of assumptions all over the place.
bill
@ Thomas: I believe Sinn hasn’t had a girlfriend for 5 or so years (im just guessing), and he’s in his 20’s. does that make him afc or whatever that word means (i still dont know)
Thomas Edward Brady Jr.
Whatever. I read and listen to Simmons’ podcasts all the time. To me there is a clear pattern of him disparaging females because he is frustrated he could never pull.
I highly doubt that Sinn’s situation and Bill Simmons are at all similar. Sinn hasnt had a girlfriend for years most certainly as a matter of choice. I havent had a “girlfriend” in the traditional sense in 4 years, yet in that period I have never once wanted for female attention. Simmons does not strike me in any way as someone who had much choice in these matters.
An AFC, as everyone in this community knows (I dont know why you guys are feigning ignorance as to the meaning of this term) is someone that wants to fuck more girls but cant, either because he has limiting beliefs or he needs to work on himself or his game in some way, ie the majority of us when we got into this…myself included BTW.
Again, I see no point in talking shit about clubs if you are in this community. You can say your game is tailored to the daytime or some specific type of venue, but saying clubs are a waste of time is just plain ignorant and wrong. It is bizarre to me that anyone holding themselves out as a “guru” would be talking shit about clubs.
Its really bizarre that anyone would come to the defense of AFC behavior and say “oh I dont even know what that term means”…OK are you trying to get laid or not? What kind of results are you getting? Are you not getting results and trying to defend AFC behavior to mask your own insecurity?
Its like guys saying you cant rate chicks on a scale of 1-10…yeah right. Then what the fuck is the point of the community? Do you know how easy it is to bang scores of 6s-7s?? I guess I am coming from the perspective of someone thats had a decent amount of success, maybe you guys havent had any success??
Thats why I post shit like this because if I hear someone talking about how high-level venues are bullshit, or how female looks dont matter, it puts their “expert” status in serious doubt. Show me some pictures of girls youve fucked, show me some video…if you can bang girls that society says are “out of your league” consistently, or if you can hang in the high level venues and pull, then tell me youre a “guru”.
If youre just fucking a bunch of chicks at your level then youre just a normal fucking guy.
Bill
well, I believe i was the only one who said they don’t know what AFC meant. I really didn’t know and really, I just don’t care dude. seriously, you care waaaayyy too much about this.
chaosman
Thomas Edward Brady Jr. you are a very troubled man. Now please just shut the fuck up.
Anyways I just got back from vegas this weekend. I was at XS at Encore hotel and pretty much what he wrote was spot on. Line of about thousand ppl to get in. $50 cover charge, about 50 tables reserved at 2 bottle min starting at $1000. Clubs pulling in a million a night easily. The funny part?! most of the people who were hooking up either knew each other or met outside the club. Its not rocket science people, people get laid every day. If “AFC” even cared to write Lay reports they would probably put most puas to shame.
Thomas Edward Brady Jr.
Um OK “chaosman” youre a fucking idiot…1,000 people at a club in VEGAS, ie the number one adult TOURIST destination in the country, and all the people hooking up “knew each other”?? LOL, so I guess you were just observing from the sidelines, jerking your dick?
So youre saying if AFCs were to write up their LRs, they would put most PUAs to shame?? Wow. OK, let me ask you why youre on this board then? Are your personal LRs putting PUAs to shame? Another question, if all this is so simple and AFCs are out there getting laid like rockstars, why does this whole multimillion dollar industry exist right now? There seems to be a pretty much insatiable demand for PU advice, so obviously there are a whole lot of frustrated dudes out there.
I see it just in my own personal circle of friends, dudes just emasculating themselves and feeling like they have to stick in some lame relationship because their scared theyll never get pussy again. I know some “naturals” that dont have this problem of course, and have never thought about this shit, but those guys are rare in the general population.
Anyways idiots, Tyler Durden said in the Blueprint, you either get on top of the club or you let that shit get on top of you…its just a fucking nicely decorated room with loud music, and you dudes are clearly allowing yourselves to buy into what the club owners and promoters are selling you, which is a whole lot of bullshit.
bill
chaosman- $50 cover and $1,000 required bottle service? man and to think that i was bitching last night that they raised the prices at a bar that i go to from $1 to $1.50 a drink!
bill
tom tom – “Anyways idiots, Tyler Durden said in the Blueprint, you either get on top of the club or you let that shit get on top of you…”
Really? cause that’s the exact same thing your mom said to me last night.
All right, enough with the flaming guys. Unless someone has a new point to be made, I’m going to close this post off to comments.
Thomas: I think the thing you’re not getting is that we’re not complaining about sarging in clubs. We’re complaining about the clubs themselves. It’s like going to an art gallery — I could pick up chicks if I went to an art gallery, but I’d probably be bored out of my mind, so I don’t go. It’s the same for these high end clubs, they end up annoying me. And honestly, getting one more piece of pussy after all these years really isn’t that big of a deal to me anymore, so to me it’s not worth putting up with.
As far as all the AFC stuff… no comment. Anyone who reads this blog knows how I feel about the idea of “AFC.”
Johnny
Theres always ways to sneak in and not pay an arm and a leg
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You’re insane if you think Bill Simmons is a better writer than you. He’s not. My eyes glaze over two paragraphs into his long, bloated, self-satisfied overwritten articles. I still think your club descriptions were better. Simmons seems to try too hard to be clever.