A little humor for a dreary Sunday afternoon.

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per go.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour.
For anything!

Had Paul McCartney ‘rented’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years  (a saving of $41.7 million) .

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching or complaining. Best of all, she leaves when you ask, and comes back when you ask. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.