Humor, Stories - Written by Entropy on Monday, August 18, 2008 8:55 - 3 Comments
Relationship Management In Action
I was fucking my girlfriend last night, and I was in a weird mood — not really feeling kinky or dirty at all. This is what transpired:
Her: “Oh, talk dirty to me.”
Me: “…”
Her: “Come on, put me in my place!”
Me: “Get back in the kitchen, bitch.”
Her: “WHAT?!?”
Me: *laughing hysterically*
Her: “Nooooo…. Stop laughing. Talk dirty to me. Come on. What would you do if there was another girl in bed with us right now? Tell me.”
Me: “I’d tell that bitch to get in the kitchen too.”
Her: “NOOO!!!”
I collapsed on her laughing uncontrollably until I lost my hard-on.
This is why they pay me the big bucks…
3 Comments
Harold
Entropy4
Dude, I practically have to beat my girlfriend off with a stick she wants sex so often. The experience with the majority of my fuck buddies over the years has been similar.
I may write something up about this soon… Great question.
don
LMAO!
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Fun. But this really brings up something I’ve been wondering about. You’re having these experiences, some guys like you w/ or w/o “game” or whatever are having these experiences. And yet, if one turns on the TV or the radio (*especially* talk radio) the predominant message w/ regard to this issue is “Women don’t like sex” or “women are only in the mood a few times every month” or something to that extent. Yet this is clearly not the case. Where is the disconnect? Why is there a disconnect? Is there a disconnect? Sex is obviously a popular topic and people can only speak from their own experience and there will be differing opinions, but c’mon! I’m just wondering aloud here, anyone have any ideas?