Humor, Relationships - Written by Entropy on Sunday, March 1, 2009 16:04 - 5 Comments
My Girlfriend is My Pimp
Been really busy the last two or three days. So other than this blog post and some emails, I’m taking the next two days off. I just had a funny story to share with you guys.
So I’ve been selling a bunch of old shit on Craigslist, basically letting go of dead-weight. The more time that goes on, the fewer possessions I really want to own. I like the idea of being able to pick up my laptop, some clothes, and some external hard drives and having anything I could ever need with me. But anyway, I digress…
I was selling shit on Craigslist, and this cute girl responded. The first time she came over, she just ended up flirting with me the entire time and took my number. I really didn’t do a whole lot — it was one of those situations where within like 30 seconds it was obvious she really wanted to get laid. Anyway, she claims she doesn’t have the money with her (yeah, right) and that she’ll have to come back another time.
Well, apparently “another time” has meant at 1:30AM Friday night and 9PM on Saturday. Yes, she called me at 1:30AM on Friday asking if she should come over and “pay me” now. Unfortunately, I was coaching both nights, and staying with my girlfriend one night, so it was a no-go.
So I tell my girlfriend about this. We laugh about it a bit, and I decide to call her on Sunday afternoon to see if she’ll pay me now. At this point, I’ve quit taking buyer’s because I’m having so much fun with this Craigslist chick stringing me along. It’s only $75, so I don’t really care.
Anyway, I call her, she flirts, gives some bullshit excuse why she can’t come drop it off at 2PM in the afternoon and says “maybe Tuesday night.” This girl is basically trying to coax me into a date with her by withholding money she owes me!
My girlfriend is sitting there while I talk to her, and a little bit of her jealousy kicks in. My girlfriend’s pretty cool with my lifestyle, but we’ve reached kind of a “don’t ask; don’t tell policy” lately when it comes to sleeping with other women (which I don’t like at all, btw, but I’m respecting her wishes).
So anyway, my girlfriend throws a minor fit and says I can’t see her. I tell her, “but she owes me $75.”
My girlfriend pauses for a minute and says…. “OK, but you have to give me the money.”
We argue about it for a bit, and I bargain her down to taking 2/3. So if I sleep with this girl on Tuesday night, I’ll give my girlfriend (read: pimp) $50, and keep $25 for myself.
I’m bringing a whole new meaning to “manwhore.” Stay tuned!
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