Humor, Other, Personal, Stories - Written by Entropy on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 20:14 - 4 Comments

I’m a Mac User… Fuck

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Today I bought a MacBook Pro… Besides costing me an arm and a leg, I’ve suddenly had strange urges to drink Chai Lattes, read Tolstoy, grow my hair shaggy, wear corduroy blazers and women’s jeans, brag about my favorite indie rock bands and basically be an all-around pretentious fag-boy.

Yes, I’ve become what I loathed… But it’s so pretty… and easy and efficient too! It can do anything a PC can do but bet–

FUCK!

It’s happening already.

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Anonymous
Apr 1, 2009 20:43

What a fag.. wait you said you just bought a mac? let’s get chai Lattes!

rurouniyuudai85
Apr 2, 2009 15:00

Welcome to the dark side, my friend.

Which (oddly enough) seems to have white/silver computers as their trademark.

The Fogger
Apr 4, 2009 13:42

I really enjoyed reading your BLOG, but I have to reconsider.
Don’t fucking use that MAC for your Blog ! keep your face.

big
Apr 25, 2009 17:11

Haha dude. mac’s where its at! so damn easy and stable. welcome to the fag-boy side!

-big

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