Today I bought a MacBook Pro… Besides costing me an arm and a leg, I’ve suddenly had strange urges to drink Chai Lattes, read Tolstoy, grow my hair shaggy, wear corduroy blazers and women’s jeans, brag about my favorite indie rock bands and basically be an all-around pretentious fag-boy.

Yes, I’ve become what I loathed… But it’s so pretty… and easy and efficient too! It can do anything a PC can do but bet–

FUCK!

It’s happening already.