I’ve been posting tons of theory and pontificating about relationships, love, life and all that fucking faggy shit a lot lately. It’s been a while since I posted any in-field shit with practical applications so I thought I’d change things up today. I had an exchange with a girl last night that I liked a lot, so I though I’d share it.

It’s pretty straight forward attraction game althought condensed very tightly and done quickly (two to three techniques are crammed into one sentence at times). Almost every student I have has trouble generating attraction or creating dynamic conversation on the spot — so here’s a good recent example of mine.

(As usual, Doc and I were making fun of Saffron for being Asian near the bar; girl walks up on the other side of me to order a drink)
Me: “Don’t mind us, we’re just making fun of Asian people.”
HB: “What?”
Me: “I said, don’t mind us, we’re just being racist.”
HB: “Oh, OK.” *blank stare*
Me: “You didn’t hear me?”
HB: “No, sorry.”
Me: “It’s OK, if I repeated again, it wouldn’t be funny. So just laugh and pretend you heard me the first time.”
HB: *blank stare* “OK.”
Me: “You’re not laughing. I guess you can’t hear anything.”
HB: “No, I heard you.”
Me: “What?”
HB: *leans in* “I said I heard you.”
Me: “What?!?”
HB: *leans right next to me* “I said I heard you!”
Me: “WHAT?!?!?!?” *smiles*
HB: *finally catches on and laughs* “Hi, I’m X”
Me: “Look X. We obviously have some serious communication problems, so I’m sorry, but it’s over.” *slightly pushes her away* “It’s not you. It’s me.”
HB: *laughs* “Oh no! Don’t break my heart.”
Me: “Look. Keep my fucking T-Shirts, but I want my CD’s back.”
HB: “Fine. I’m deleting your number out of my phone.”
Me: “Good. Oh, and Dave and Cindy… they were my friends first, so don’t even TRY to hang out with them.” *push her away slightly again*
HB: *laughs; falls back into me; kino* “But things were so good. Can’t they be that way again?”
Me: “No… You had your chance, X. You never loved me for me. I was just a piece of meat to you.”
HB: *laughs*
AMOG: *comes over and hands HB a drink* “Who is this?”
Me: “Hey, I’m Entropy.” *Shake hands* “HB and I dated for about 30 seconds, but we just broke up.”
HB: “Yeah, he’s my ex now.”
AMOG: “Wow, what about me?” (Seriously guys, people worry about other guys in set — look at this, he just blew himself out. I didn’t even have to do anything.)
HB: “Oh… uhh… You’re still in the picture.”
Me: *Puts hand on AMOG’s shoulder* “Dude… I got one word for you… overrated.”
HB: “laughs; slightly shocked”
AMOG: “Oh dude, he just dissed you.”
Me: “Don’t get me wrong… she just makes up for it in… other ways.” (Framing her sexually)
HB: *Laughs* “Oohh…”
AMOG: *silent*
Me: “So how do you guys know each other?”

So it turned out that he was her boyfriend, although I’m utterly convinced I could have stolen her away if I kept at it — especially if Doc had still been around to occupy him. But either way, BF destroying’s not really my thing. I got punched in the face once for doing it, and there were 20 other girls at the bar, so why bother?

Either way, this is just an example of high-caliber attraction game — I teased her, role-played with her, framed us as a couple, then framed her sexually and AMOG’d the dude all within about two minutes of conversation. All of these things should be worked on independently and then synthesized into each set you run.