By Doc Holliday

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, and the answer finally came up in a conversation with a friend of mine. The magic pill for getting girls.

What is the ultimate lifestyle for meeting women who want to fuck?

Now this is cutting edge stuff here and only the truly dedicated should read past this point. I know that 99% of you won’t fully grab your balls, do this, and change your life forever. But the ones that do will be living the dream.

So what is this “Magic Pill” that I speak of?

Genital Herpes

Now I know some of you are disgusted. Some of you are afraid. Some are intrigued. And some are confused.

But all of you want to know more.

Just think about this for a second, what kind of women get Herpes?

That’s right the cock loving sluts

And what do people with herpes do?

Go to support groups multiple times a week

And why do they go to those groups?

If you said for moral support you’re wrong.

They go to meet other sex partners who won’t judge them for their so called “disease.”

Any large city is going to have multiple groups on different days of the week. Boston has three in a Google search and I can only imagine there are more.

It’s like Fight Club where you bounce from group to group. Or like Choke, where Victor goes to sex addiction meetings to meet women. Hmmm, theme in Palahniuk’s novels? That man was ahead of his time.

Want to build a harem?

Give them Herpes and they won’t want to fuck anyone else and spread it.

But what about the risks you say?

What risks?

Some sores? Most people have them less than 4 times a year.
Itching? Makes you more sexual, why else would you be grabbing your dick all the time.
Spread to others? Harem baby!

Herpes is the ULTIMATE LIFESTYLE

Who’s with me!?!?

I can order the virus wholesale from the manufacturer and give it you guys at 1/2 price!

What a value! only $14.99USD!

That’s like 6 Euros for my readers across the Atlantic!