A friend of mine came into town this last week and I went out with him a couple nights. His game is pretty insane — as in he’d make some gurus look like newbies insane — and we had a great time. For whatever reason, I inspired him to practice bathroom pulls since he hadn’t been too keen on them before. The next night he had two in one night and wrote a “Fake Review” for me in gratitude. I nearly crapped my pants laughing. Enjoy.

I met with Entropy for the “Bathroom Lays: Beds are for Losers” 1-on-1 course. I also got to hang out a bit with his crew Saffron and Doc Holliday.

Full disclosure: Entropy offered me a 20-minute phone consultation if I write this review. (It’d be longer for students in the normal course, but since I was on the BL course, he limits the phone time to 20 minutes. In his wise words, “why talk to some dude on the phone for longer than it should take to lay a chick?”).

My PU sticking point has been BLs (bathroom lays). Like every newbie chode AFC, I’ve been taught by society to think that sex happens in bed. And that you have to “get to the know the girl” first. It’s embarrassing to admit, but almost all of my lays have been in bed. In years of going out, I only managed to bathroom lay 2 girls in my whole life. And even those times took 1 to 2 hours from meet to lay.

Entropy really opened my eyes to another world. I don’t want to reveal too much of his new BLESSS method (Bathroom Lays: Entropy Speed Sex in Stalls), but it’s breakthrough stuff. No other guru has this technology.

Entropy showed me that it should never take longer than 20 minutes to fclose a girl, max 30 min if logistics are difficult (bathroom occupied, stalls in different part of venue, etc). He also taught me that type of venue doesn’t matter: club, airport, library, subway, whatever… as long as there’s a bathroom handy, you’re only 20 minutes away from sex. It’s always on.

Entropy has mapped out the entire interaction to the second:
- Through advanced EEM (Entropy Eye Movement), you set the sexual frame 10 seconds after meet.
- By 20 seconds, you’ve blocked out all unwanted distractions (cockblocking friends, her loser husband sitting next to her, the baby she’s breast-feeding, etc) using Saffron’s ignore-them-then-overwhelm-with-advanced-vocab-words AMOG destroyers.
- Tongue her down hard within 2 minutes. Always have mints.
- Sit her down and remove her shoes within 5 minutes. Important: make sure you know where you put the shoes, you don’t want to waste valuable time later looking for them when you bounce her to the bathroom (Entropy said in his experience, most girls wuss out about going barefoot into the stalls in clubs).
- Whip it out by the 10-minute mark using DocHolliday’s “lemme show you my cock, little girl” routine.

Entropy also taught me to remain calm and focused during the fuck in the stall. Bouncers start beating on the door and yelling at you to get out? Ignore them, they’re not going to break their own door down just to get you out. People pounding outside and screaming that they need the bathroom? Ignore them, they’re probably just cokeheads, it’s more important that you blow your load than that they snort their blow.

The seminar portion of BLESSS theory was really interesting. And then Entropy threw me out into the field. Most PU gurus take you to crowded bars with lots of girls, but not Entropy. He really knows how to set a challenge. He cleverly took me to a club where there was only one girl. A true PUA doesn’t need multiple targets. Sniper, baby, sniper. Bathroom-lay that one or die trying.

Just rolling in to the club with Entropy and Saffron, it was amazing, their alpha male energy was so high that everyone noticed us (being the only straight guys in the club might have set us a bit apart as well).

When I saw the one and only target, I almost died from nerves. I start thinking, I’m just a newb afc chode who’s only BL’d 2 chicks in his life, I can’t do this, there are 50 guys here and only one girl. But Entropy’s words rang in my head, I followed the BLESSS method, and guys… it worked!!!

I approach HBBuxomBlond, steal her away from the dudes making out with each other on either side of her, and start working the Entropy magic. For example, every time she tried to fluff, I used the INDIFFERENCE and REFRAMING techniques Entropy taught me:

HB: Where are you from?
Me: [Show INDIFFERENCE to question. Tongue her down. As Entropy says, the more you tongue her, the less she can fluff]
HB: [pulling away after 30 seconds in order to breathe] “But wait, just at least tell me where you’re from!”
Me: [show zen-like INDIFFERENCE and REFRAME; it's important to be subtle to avoid triggering her ASD] “Irrelevant. Your only question to me should be ‘Which stall should we fuck in tonight, the upstairs bathroom or the downstairs one?’”

I BL’d her in 41 minutes. Not great, but a decent start for a total newbie chode AFC like me. After I BLd her, I threw her out and immediately got some great feedback from Entropy on the phone while I took my well-deserved shit in privacy.

Entropy isn’t just a mPUA, he really cares about his students and keeps pushing them even after the 1-on-1 is done. Try getting Tyler Durden and his inner Nimbus to do that for you! Like, for example, my 1-on-1 was Friday, and the very next night on Saturday I was out with friends trying to put my skills to use. Using BLESSS, I got my first BL of the night around 1am. I texted Entropy that I’d meet-to-lay’d the girl in 30 minutes. Other gurus believe in feel-good, wishy-washy praise. Not Entropy, he really keeps pushing you. His response: “fucking ridiculous, u took too long u chode, next time make it 20 minutes.”

He was right, so I tried again and got my second BL of the night. This girl kept talking, I couldn’t shut her up, so it took me 45 minutes from meet to lay. And when I texted Entropy the result, he subtly showed his disappointment by ignoring my message. I’m sorry, Entropy, she just wouldn’t stop fluffing and I had horrible frame control. I’ll keep trying to get better and make you proud.

For me, the true benefit of my 1-on-1 with Entropy is not the bathroom lay that night, or the 2 that I got the next night, but how it’s changed my perception of the world. Before, I used to have sexual anxiety issues and not be able to lay girls quicker than a few hours; now I realize that every woman is willing and waiting for me to pound her in 20 minutes. As Entropy taught me, comfort is for chodes. Why waste time “getting to know her” when there are so many other women to BL in a single night. Efficacy, guys, efficacy.

If you’re like me, and hate cleaning the stains from your bedsheets, take this course. You’ll never look at a bathroom stall the same way again.

Before I start getting E-Mails for my Bathroom Lays seminar, this isn’t real. Although, you’d be surprised how much he wrote actually did happen.