Lifestyle, Other - Wednesday, March 3, 2010 14:42 - 42 Comments

The Definitive Post on Foreign Girls

Here’s the real skinny on foreign girls…

Everywhere I go, there’s always talk about how, “well, women are hotter/nicer/meaner/easier/sexier/lamer/fatter/skinnier here than women in country X.”

Everyone seems to have a little bit of “grass is always greener” syndrome… ESPECIALLY Americans. To be honest, the best cities in the US actually hold up pretty well on the global scale of hottness. But more on that in a minute.

I’ve been out in 11 countries in the last year, spending more than a month in 3 of them and more than two weeks in 6 of them.

And although, I don’t have the definitive answer on such questions as “which country has the hottest/easiest/sexiest/most fun/etc. women?” (I don’t think you can make such a blanket statement.) I do think that I’ve devised the proper way of looking at women in various countries.

There are two factors to take into consideration: average hotness, and range of hotness.

Average Hotness: Self explanatory. The most common sense and useful metric of judging the attractiveness of women in a country. You just walk down the streets, go to the restaurants and bars, take the subways and look around. Look at all the women and come to some sort of average perception of them.

Unfortunately, this isn’t completely reliable. For instance, take France. France has far more 7’s and 8’s than the US. But far fewer 9’s and 10’s (they seemed to not even exist there.)  So on the one hand, France didn’t have any of the fat disgusting pigs that us Americans have to deal with on a nightly basis, but at the same time, they had very, very few scorchers as well — women who you just stop and stare at for a solid 20 seconds along with every other guy in the room.

This brings us to our next metric: Range. Continue…